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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Intensity, Kohime and you unlucky fool
Where: Hotel lobby/dining room
When: Day 234 evening

[Oh me, oh my! What's this? Looks like a section of the dining area closest to the lobby has been commandeered for a Live. This one hosted by the new sword cat and her FiN assistant. (Ssshhh don't let him hear anyone say that).]

[Kohime is standing on the table, hands on her hips and clearly amused -- she's in on a joke that Intensity most definitely is not.]

Hey, "Idols"~

Nerdboy here thinks it's no big deal to try out a little home cooking from my world. But I thought it'd be more fun if there was a little more challenge to it. Whoever eats more than Intensity here gets a prize, and he gets embarrassed! So it's a win-win.

[Piled high on the gathered tables are stacks of Horde ration bars with this masterpiece as the centerpiece. Except with hmmm... who is that supposed to be again? instead.

Intensity huffs, crossing his arms as he sits up straighter in his chair: ]

How bad can it be?

[ Famous last words ]

[[ ooc: FiN/Avante Live. Why eat at all those nice restaurants the production provided when you could be eating this? Yes, they taste as awful as they look. ]]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow. Assumptions much?

[Are you a secret food eating champ thorn? Like those tiny people that can eat their weight in hot dogs.]

[justfuckingtryit]

[He has a very high tolerance for food that is gross, that's all]

Just seeing if it's worth my time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I see. So you're more of an ends justify the means kind of person?

[justfuckingtryit]

Depends on the ends.

And the means.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Bragging rights and 300 points.

[justfuckingtryit]

...sure, why not. I'm in.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Gestures to the seat across from him]

May the best person win.

[And let's hope we both aren't violently sick in the morning]

[justfuckingtryit]

[Takes a seat]

You can do the honors.

[Hands him the knife]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you seriously going to pretend this is cutlery worthy?

[justfuckingtryit]

It's huge. Are you seriously going to just pick the whole thing up and eat it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Breaks off a chunk with his hands.

Pointedly.



Yeah it's the texture of mud so that's not hard. But also. Ew.]

[justfuckingtryit]

[.....hmmm]

[Cuts himself a slice. He does not really want that on his hands]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[All that prim and proper cutlery use just means Intensity has more time to get a head start!



(This is not actually an advantage)]

[justfuckingtryit]

[Okay]

[Time to bite the bullet]

[Or this gross thing, I guess]

[His expression twitches but doesn't actually change very much. He chews - chews. Swallows]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

They must have worked hard to make it this texture.

[justfuckingtryit]

Why would anyone want to make it this texture?

[Takes another bite]