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Who: Intensity, Kohime and you unlucky fool
Where: Hotel lobby/dining room
When: Day 234 evening

[Oh me, oh my! What's this? Looks like a section of the dining area closest to the lobby has been commandeered for a Live. This one hosted by the new sword cat and her FiN assistant. (Ssshhh don't let him hear anyone say that).]

[Kohime is standing on the table, hands on her hips and clearly amused -- she's in on a joke that Intensity most definitely is not.]

Hey, "Idols"~

Nerdboy here thinks it's no big deal to try out a little home cooking from my world. But I thought it'd be more fun if there was a little more challenge to it. Whoever eats more than Intensity here gets a prize, and he gets embarrassed! So it's a win-win.

[Piled high on the gathered tables are stacks of Horde ration bars with this masterpiece as the centerpiece. Except with hmmm... who is that supposed to be again? instead.

Intensity huffs, crossing his arms as he sits up straighter in his chair: ]

How bad can it be?

[ Famous last words ]

[[ ooc: FiN/Avante Live. Why eat at all those nice restaurants the production provided when you could be eating this? Yes, they taste as awful as they look. ]]

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[She already looks so smug though.]

Having second thoughts?

[peers at the Intensity cake(?) and snickers]

It looks just like him.

I've never regretted anything in my life, and I'm sure not fucking starting now.

...I think I understand why Kohime likes being given food now.

[His cooking isn't GREAT but...]

Is that really supposed to be edible?

[You smarmy little---

Crooks a finger at A]

Fancy foods are your thing, are they not?

Yes, which is precisely why I won't be eating any of this.

[ She's just passing through--

But as soon as she sees the monstrosity, she just gags and keeps walking.

Fucking cursed. ]

Cool. Knock yourself out.

[Gestures to a terrible chunk of ration bar with a flourish.]

What's the prize?

Pff, yeah, I think I really captured his 'essence'.

[She shrugs.]

Eh. It never killed us.

Well, I'm sure he'll enjoy it.

Just "not dying" is a pretty low bar to set.

[Takes a chunk.

Chucks it at the back of her head.]

[ Ok she foolishly didn't expect that.

Enjoy the high-pitched sqUEAK as she jumps, ration bar mush splattering in her hair. ]

It's a surprise. Duh.

[Spoilers: It's your very own supply of terrible Horde ration bars.]

Edited 2020-05-06 01:46 (UTC)

[ floating, legs crossed, like he's sitting on the air. ]

Gyahaha—wow. Think you might win this one by default, unless you've got a really good prize for us.

Supposedly it's functional. Care to try your luck?

[Cat fight cat fight.

Don't mind him as he settles back to watch the show]

Wow. Assumptions much?

[Are you a secret food eating champ thorn? Like those tiny people that can eat their weight in hot dogs.]

Is this your one critical weakness? Bland food.

The first few days here must have been awful.

[Scrapes off the decoration that is his face and takes a bite.

Chew.

Chew.

Chew.

What's worse - the sludge texture or the sandpaper taste. ... The texture. Definitely the texture.

Somehow SOMEHOW he manages to swallow.

Muttering under his breath:]

And this is how villains are raised.

[He has a very high tolerance for food that is gross, that's all]

Just seeing if it's worth my time.

The best part is I win no matter what.

Surprise makes it sound a lot like "nothing anyone really wants."

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