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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Intensity, Kohime and you unlucky fool
Where: Hotel lobby/dining room
When: Day 234 evening

[Oh me, oh my! What's this? Looks like a section of the dining area closest to the lobby has been commandeered for a Live. This one hosted by the new sword cat and her FiN assistant. (Ssshhh don't let him hear anyone say that).]

[Kohime is standing on the table, hands on her hips and clearly amused -- she's in on a joke that Intensity most definitely is not.]

Hey, "Idols"~

Nerdboy here thinks it's no big deal to try out a little home cooking from my world. But I thought it'd be more fun if there was a little more challenge to it. Whoever eats more than Intensity here gets a prize, and he gets embarrassed! So it's a win-win.

[Piled high on the gathered tables are stacks of Horde ration bars with this masterpiece as the centerpiece. Except with hmmm... who is that supposed to be again? instead.

Intensity huffs, crossing his arms as he sits up straighter in his chair: ]

How bad can it be?

[ Famous last words ]

[[ ooc: FiN/Avante Live. Why eat at all those nice restaurants the production provided when you could be eating this? Yes, they taste as awful as they look. ]]

Comments

[purrrnicious]

[She already looks so smug though.]

Having second thoughts?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I've never regretted anything in my life, and I'm sure not fucking starting now.

[afailedmurder]

[peers at the Intensity cake(?) and snickers]

It looks just like him.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[You smarmy little---

Crooks a finger at A]

Fancy foods are your thing, are they not?

[purrrnicious]

Pff, yeah, I think I really captured his 'essence'.

[honoring]

...I think I understand why Kohime likes being given food now.

[His cooking isn't GREAT but...]

Is that really supposed to be edible?

[purrrnicious]

[She shrugs.]

Eh. It never killed us.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Supposedly it's functional. Care to try your luck?

[hissterics]

[ She's just passing through--



But as soon as she sees the monstrosity, she just gags and keeps walking.

Fucking cursed. ]

[purrrnicious]

[Takes a chunk.











Chucks it at the back of her head.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Cat fight cat fight.

Don't mind him as he settles back to watch the show]

[rollplayinghouse]

[She will wait until after the 'food' fight since this is serious, but]

...Sabre.

[justfuckingtryit]

What's the prize?

[purrrnicious]

It's a surprise. Duh.










[Spoilers: It's your very own supply of terrible Horde ration bars.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wow. Assumptions much?

[Are you a secret food eating champ thorn? Like those tiny people that can eat their weight in hot dogs.]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ floating, legs crossed, like he's sitting on the air. ]

Gyahaha—wow. Think you might win this one by default, unless you've got a really good prize for us.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is this your one critical weakness? Bland food.

The first few days here must have been awful.

[purrrnicious]

The best part is I win no matter what.

[420blazeit]

[ crinkles her nose. ]

This stuff looks like shit.

Not sure how people can complain about the stuff I eat when there's crap like this out there...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You can't tell me Mountain Dew tastes better than this.

[Doritos get a pass, I guess]

[rollplayinghouse]

[Looking at the centerpiece]

...Why would you recreate that if you had the option for literally any other kind of cake?

[purrrnicious]

And what would you make?

[nohalation]

Oh, they're very cute! I wanna play!

[purrrnicious]

[Just gonna crouch here and watch curiously to see if Intensity, like, heroically intervenes to head this off.]

[puzzlers]

[ that bar-cake-thing is horrifying. ]

[ he'll keep his mouth shut about the uncanny resemblance though x: ]

What are they made out of?

[purrrnicious]

. . .

Rations.

[time5kip]

If it's from your world I think I'll pass. Even cockroaches look better.

[purrrnicious]

Awwww. . . where's your sense of adventure~?

[asonoficeandfire]

...that doesn't look edible.

[purrrnicious]

Except it totally is.

[morderti]

You'd waste food ingredients on making trash?

[purrrnicious]

No.