double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

I'm already feeling motivated by your motivation to motivate others.

[unbr8kable]

That mean you gonna turn into a therapy animal for our valued guests?

[shutthefoxup]

[Poof, have a fox]

Done and done~

[unbr8kable]

Whoa! Ready for extra sneaking!

[shutthefoxup]

'Course, is there any other way to be?

[unbr8kable]

So did you get a ton of stories as you the kitsune wife?

[shutthefoxup]

Don't eveeeeeen start.

[unbr8kable]

If you feel bad that you didn't represent with piles of love letters, I'm here to say, I believe in you. You can make it happen next time, I know it.

[shutthefoxup]

Worst pep talk ever.

[unbr8kable]

It's a great pep talk! Do you need a sexy coach? 'Cause I'm gonna have to refer you elsewhere but don't write off the effects of training.

[shutthefoxup]

Are you suggesting' I'm not sexy enough on my own?

[unbr8kable]

I have no public opinion on anything related to the alleged sexiness of anyone who lives in my house. You will need to find your own data.

[shutthefoxup]

Pffft!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Guess my job here's done, then.

[shutthefoxup]

Not a chance, I want my speech.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, shoot. What's on your mind?

[shutthefoxup]

Which twin is the good twin and which twin is the evil twin, go.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Man, challenge mode. Okay, here goes:

Maybe you guys are worried about who wears the goatee and top hat, but I promise you dude, no one else is. Anyone'll tell you, there's no evil twin here. You guys broke the twin mold. Some other set of twins somewhere ended up with two evils, and you guys got two goods. I don't make the rules; that's just how it is.

[shutthefoxup]

Fine, but who is alpha twin then?

[crossmyheartandhope]

You trade off. Every other day.

[shutthefoxup]

Fair enough!

[crossmyheartandhope]

That inspirational enough for you?

[shutthefoxup]

It'll do.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, cool. I'd hate to leave you motivation-less.

[shutthefoxup]

Build me up, don't break me down.