double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

So did you get a ton of stories as you the kitsune wife?

[shutthefoxup]

Don't eveeeeeen start.

[unbr8kable]

If you feel bad that you didn't represent with piles of love letters, I'm here to say, I believe in you. You can make it happen next time, I know it.

[shutthefoxup]

Worst pep talk ever.

[unbr8kable]

It's a great pep talk! Do you need a sexy coach? 'Cause I'm gonna have to refer you elsewhere but don't write off the effects of training.

[shutthefoxup]

Are you suggesting' I'm not sexy enough on my own?

[unbr8kable]

I have no public opinion on anything related to the alleged sexiness of anyone who lives in my house. You will need to find your own data.

[shutthefoxup]

Pffft!

[unbr8kable]

Anyways, you have adequate foxiness so if you're feeling down, don't. Bam, pep talked.

[shutthefoxup]

I am so cheered and ready to take on the world.

[unbr8kable]

Obviously! What's the point of even a crappy pep talk if it can't do that much? What're you gonna dominate today?

[shutthefoxup]

Everything, obviously.

[unbr8kable]

Just crushing some naps?

[shutthefoxup]

Ran, going to the onsen to soak, practice, more running....a busy day.

[unbr8kable]

Practice and practice. Such exciting lives idols lead.

[shutthefoxup]

I'll do my best to be the best idol out there.

[unbr8kable]

You can do it! Knock out anyone who'd stand in your way!

[shutthefoxup]

Like....literally?

[unbr8kable]

Of course! What do you think all the training's for?

[shutthefoxup]

Fair enough. All right, literally knock people down. Got it.

[unbr8kable]

It'll be good training for them, too. Constant vigilance.