double your live, double your fun

[unbr8kable]

Who: Everyone
Where: Just outside the hotel
When: Day 30, early morning

[There're a table and some chairs set up outside of the front entrance. Hurricane and Nemesis are seated there like those kids looking for passers-by to sign their petitions or sponsor animals. A modest sign in front says "Free Cheer"]

Buttpats! Get'cher buttpats here!

Pep talks, dude, don't give people the wrong idea.

It's not for us to say what motivates people. I mean, in this case it kind of literally is, but whatever.

Anyway, stop on by and gimme a couple of words. Whatever you pick, I’ll do the whole motivational speech thing about it.

And I swear to help out, or if there's something else you need, I guess. Either way, points.

[The app indicates this is a double live.]

Comments

[nohalation]

Wowee, you're patting butts? That's a little weird!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Not for real. I'm giving pep talks, is all.

[nohalation]

Oh! That's very nice of you!

[crossmyheartandhope]

It's one of our lives. Figured it'd be nice to talk people up a little and get em some points at the same time.

[nohalation]

Oh, how nice! So how do we play again?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Just give me a couple words - like, stuff that you've been thinking about - and I'll do a pep talk on em.

[nohalation]

Um . . . um, my new unitmates!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay - here goes.

Newbies are kinda tricky, and I know you guys only have a couple of veterans. It might be tough, but you'll pull it off no problem. You're like the best big sister anyone could ask for, so you'll get em settled in no time.

[nohalation]

Oh . . . you think so?

[unbr8kable]

Everybody's weird, Angel...especially at your house. But nah, it's just like showing support, like a sports team or something.

[nohalation]

Oh! That sounds very nice! Thanks!

[unbr8kable]

Things've been pretty shitty so we figured we'd give 'nice' a shot. Anyways, there something you need to hear?

[nohalation]

Ummm . . . I'm not sure. I never thought about it.

[unbr8kable]

Think about it now. It's not like it's life-or-death, there's no wrong answer.

[nohalation]

[THINKING IS DIFFICULT THOUGH]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm . . .

How to beee . . . a good big sister?

[unbr8kable]

You worried about that? What, the kids been giving you trouble? --Intensity been giving you trouble?

[nohalation]

Oh no, Intensity has been very, very nice- I mean, uh, Intensity has been Intensity! And I like all of the new brothers and sisters!

But I want them to make a lot of friends! And not feel lonely!

[lovestained]

It is, isn't it...?

[nohalation]

Oh, they explained it to me now!

[lovestained]

So what is it.

[nohalation]

Words of inspiration or like pep talks!

[lovestained]

Why don't they just say that?

[nohalation]

I have no idea!

[lovestained]

Hmmm...

...

Oh, Angel! Did you read those books?

[nohalation]

Not yet! I was gonna do that soon though! I had to work on a project . . .