Objectives Game

[idolpro]

Who: ya'll
Where: the game tower
When: 223 Afternoon

[There is no host to greet you when you all pile off of the elevator, just another lobby area, this one with finger foods and drinks (alcoholic and non) provided, and plenty of comfortable seating areas scattered around.

Your phone will pull up an app that provides gameplay directions and the hints to your objectives. The app will also keep track of each player's score.

Everyone will find they are free to leave the game tower, lives, etc.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is there a point if you've already gotten game credit?

[we_meet_again]

Yeah, you can get more game credits. You can get multiple points with the same person in this game, even with the same objective.

I could theoretically keep asking you annoying questions until I max out my points.

[honestly the game is just an excuse -- he'd want to do this anyway]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Challenge accepted then!

[we_meet_again]

What about your list? Shouldn't we try to figure out some of yours?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I already got one of mine. Seems the audience wants to watch me be help people.

[Said with the disdain one would reserve for illegal or otherwise unethical activities]

[we_meet_again]

Oh, nice. Is that the "Teamwork" one or the "Paladin" one?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Flatly:]

Teamwork.

If you're getting feel good brain drugs, wouldn't this be the time to address your Tree issues?

[we_meet_again]

It would be a great time for it.

HEY, important question: can you sing or play an instrument?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Piano. Classically trained.

[NO COMMENT on the singing]

[we_meet_again]

[guess what we're both getting dopamine-whammied]

Wow, really?! Will you let me hear you play sometime?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Guess we are both getting dopamine-whammied]





Pep has a piano?

[Fine print: This is not agreement!]

[we_meet_again]

No, but I bet the vid room does...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not in the vid room. If should be done on the original hardware.

[we_meet_again]

Fair enough. Next time I find myself in possession of a piano I'll give you a call.

Anyway, what's something you'd like to learn how to do? Serious answers only, please.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Win.

Make points.

Top.

... All of these are related and probably none of them are the answers Cobalt is looking for, serious as they may be!]

I have all the skills that I require.

[we_meet_again]

[Nope. Nothin']

What are you going to do once you become the king of hell?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Make sure I'm never dethroned. Unequivocally.

[we_meet_again]

So like, cast everyone into the void?

Then what?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There are no "lone survivors coming back for revenge" arcs if there are no survivors.

And what do you mean "then what"? Rule this place properly. Look after what is mine. For all people's talk of cooperation and niceties, power is the driving force in this universe. Just like everywhere else.

[we_meet_again]

What would this place look like if it were ruled properly, compared to how it is now?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You get to fight the boss.

What kind of shitty system does not let you take the end boss on directly?! There's no pride in hiding behind a desk.

[Even if you make the survivability of the path to said end boss less than 1%. And make a theme park of death.

It still counts...]

[we_meet_again]

So the perfect system is one where people could fight you but also couldn't fight you??

[Is this how business works?! Clearly Cobalt is no businessman, otherwise he'd understand this, SURELY]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Continued here]