Objectives Game

[idolpro]

Who: ya'll
Where: the game tower
When: 223 Afternoon

[There is no host to greet you when you all pile off of the elevator, just another lobby area, this one with finger foods and drinks (alcoholic and non) provided, and plenty of comfortable seating areas scattered around.

Your phone will pull up an app that provides gameplay directions and the hints to your objectives. The app will also keep track of each player's score.

Everyone will find they are free to leave the game tower, lives, etc.]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

Target, sounds like hunting. So, no, don't necessarily have to be like target shooting or archery or something I guess. Though...that might count as a new "experience," so.

[purrrnicious]

"Experience" can't be just anything new, that's too easy. Besides, wouldn't like, this game count?

What's stuff we experience?

[unbr8kable]

...Life, death, ghostly encounters? Spa resorts where you swim with dolphins...?

[purrrnicious]

Pretty sure we don't have the second thing.

[unbr8kable]

Could whip something up in the vid room.

I'm just saying, if it isn't trying new stuff, and it isn't like a glass-bottomed boat scuba time, then... Collecting 50 rat tails or something...?

[purrrnicious]

[Huffs a bit, crossing her arms.]

Well, I'm not going to do all that if it won't even work. What about something "new" I can do right now, to test it?

[unbr8kable]

[Nods]

What's something you haven't tried that you wanted to? Whether it's doing a thing, or going someplace, whatever?

[purrrnicious]

[pick something non-violent don't get in trouble pick something non-violent don't get in trouble]




. . .Uh.

[unbr8kable]

C'mon, there's gotta be something you've been itching to try.

[it's okay this is a safe space]

[purrrnicious]

World domination.

[unbr8kable]

Might be tough, here in the underworld and all. Could play a game of Risk?

...It's a board game. About ruling the world. Man, explaining it don't do it any favors.

[purrrnicious]

Fine, whatever, let's do that.




[She says, while having no idea what a 'board game' is.]

[unbr8kable]

Alright. You rustle up some snacks and I'll grab the game. We can see how much domination you got on tap.

[purrrnicious]

Uh, you want me to go get stuff from that conbini place. . .?

[unbr8kable]

Steal some food from the game tower, whatever, I ain't picky. Just hold on, okay? I can show you something from where I'm from that's mostly not bad.

[purrrnicious]

Okay, okay.

Since you're so desperate to hang out with me, I'll meet you back here in 10.




[brb going to get snacks from the conbini.

as in meat.




it will all be meat.]

[unbr8kable]

[live your best life, eat your best snausages]

[Nemesis returns before long with a couple oblong game boxes. She unwraps the board to Risk and starts setting out pieces]

There's newer and flashier war games out there, but you'll have to find some nerds to help with that.

[purrrnicious]

[She comes back having raided the meal section for meat skewers, meal sets with cutlets, mini sausages, and pepperoni.]

[unbr8kable]

Sure you didn't leave anything behind?

[purrrnicious]

[Sticks out her tongue, blech.]

The sweet stuff.

[unbr8kable]

What about a sweet meat? Pick a color, also.

[purrrnicious]

It sounds weird.

. . .Red?

[unbr8kable]

[Gives her the red tokens and takes the blue for herself, then sets up the board in a way that would have a better description if I'd played this game in the past 15 years whoops]

Like...barbeque, or sweet-and-sour. A sweet or sweet-spicy sauce is pretty common in some places.

Anyways, your dudes start here, and the point's to take over the rest of the world. It's only us playing right now, but it can be fun with a bunch of people...I think.