fanmail

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Home!
When: Day 185

[ It's that time again - actually, isn't it pretty overdue? Here it is though, the usual rows and rows of boxes that you're familiar with - fanmail!

Naturally, the exit has been blockaded with all of the mail. Of course . . . of course . . . ]

Comments

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He anticipated this.

Don't laugh, don't laugh -- ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He doesn't have to.

Intensity can feel King's smug smirk from all the way over there.

What is he to do?




Chuck a random collectible Imeeji first-edition trading card at his face, of course!]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ CATCHES IT OUT OF THE AIR with his stupid ygo powers ]

Oh, thank you. I'll start a deck.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Getting ready to chuck another one at him, so help him---]

Not. one. word.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ GOOD FREE TRADING CARDS

Innocently: ]

I didn't say a thing.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You were thinking it.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Helpfully and graciously tosses him his lighter. ]

There there.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Catches it and---




Wait a minute.

Wait a darned minute]

You've been hanging out with Mars, I see.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ With a perfectly straight face: ]

Yes, I've picked up chainsmoking.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Flicking the lighter open to torch the first doujinshi]

Suit yourself. It's not like this place won't kill you a dozen times over before that will.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Just snorts ]

That's the spirit.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Anything you want torched while I'm doing this public service?

[puzzlekeeper]

Nothing that offensive this time, if you can believe it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that because your tolerance has gone up or that you didn't actually get anything offensive?