fanmail

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Home!
When: Day 185

[ It's that time again - actually, isn't it pretty overdue? Here it is though, the usual rows and rows of boxes that you're familiar with - fanmail!

Naturally, the exit has been blockaded with all of the mail. Of course . . . of course . . . ]

Comments

[justpure]

... Intensity? Is everything alright?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Yes. Just taking out the garbage.

Where's Bad End when you need them?

[justpure]

Oh.

... Do you think we could experiment with garbage disposal methods if nobody starts a bonfire?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What were you thinking of?

[justpure]

Creative ways to dispose of unwanted letters, of course. Perhaps we could see which chemical eats the largest hole through paper...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? Is chemical warfare your go to?

1/2

[justpure]

That is only one method of destruction. We could also fuse all the fanmail into a solid block of paper, or create a shredder from scratch, or find an excuse to blow up what we don't want...

2/2

[justpure]

The only thing that's required is an excuse to call it an experiment.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You seem excited.

Have some fanmail of your own to add to the cause?

[justpure]

[... He nods his head.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It might be satisfying if you did something so mundane as tearing it.

[justpure]

But where's the experiment in that? The only result that would come out of tearing a sheet of paper is that the paper is torn.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you find more enjoyment in the performance then?

[justpure]

For the sake of entertainment and spectacle, yes.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then call a Live. And do the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.

Go big or go home.

[justpure]

... [He nods, mentally putting it on his to-do list. It's a bit too late to gather materials on such short notice, but it shouldn't be too long before the next round of submissions.]