fanmail

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Home!
When: Day 185

[ It's that time again - actually, isn't it pretty overdue? Here it is though, the usual rows and rows of boxes that you're familiar with - fanmail!

Naturally, the exit has been blockaded with all of the mail. Of course . . . of course . . . ]

Comments

[purrrnicious]

What's the matter? Not up to your standards?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Something like that.

...

I guess you didn't see my stunt double running around.

[purrrnicious]

[Her eyebrows raise.]

Another version of you? I missed that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Flatly:]

Nothing to miss. And nothing of value was lost.

[purrrnicious]

Yeah, well, just be glad you don't have to look forward this fanmail junk about it every. Single. Time.

[Balling up a piece of art that may or may not be related to the subject at hand.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not up to your standards?

[purrrnicious]

It has a shocking lack of creativity. I mean, one of the characters is just a copy of the other.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And why settle for second best, when you can have the original?

[purrrnicious]

. . .

That just sounds like kidnapping, don't give them ideas.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Spoilers! This whole production is based off kidnapping. It's too late for that.

[purrrnicious]

I meant the traditional form of kidnapping. Not the whole freaky wake-up-on-a-murder-show-with-no-memories deal.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I've done both - minus the amnesia.

They're not that different.

[purrrnicious]

And when you say you've "done" both, are we talking as kidnapper or kidnappee?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Kidnapper. Obviously.

And with the very important distinction that the kidnapees could actually win. Because that's what you do when you're hosting a proper game.

Not this fucked-if-you-do fucked-if-you-don't nonsense.

[purrrnicious]

If you let your kidnapees beat you I think you might be doing it wrong.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You get soft and lazy if you never put your own skin in the game.