fanmail

[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Home!
When: Day 185

[ It's that time again - actually, isn't it pretty overdue? Here it is though, the usual rows and rows of boxes that you're familiar with - fanmail!

Naturally, the exit has been blockaded with all of the mail. Of course . . . of course . . . ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You did bring a boy home.

[resonantblue]

S-so?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Surely Shine gave you the birds and the bees talk? That's definitely his job.

[resonantblue]

Birds... bees...?

I think I understand... so it is a misunderstanding... of sorts...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is it though]

Your face is red.

[resonantblue]

That—...

Well, it—...!

[ability to form sentences is down to 5%]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No need to rush.

Take your time.

[resonantblue]

M... M... MY FACE IS RED BECAUSE BEFORE I ARRIVED TO THE DELIVERY OF FANMAIL I, I ATE A SPICY MEAL, MUCH TO MY REGRET, NOW MY FACE IS BURNING, IT IS RED, IT IS HOT, THAT IS WHY, IT IS NOT THIS FANMAIL AT ALL.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course.





Going to keep the letter?

[resonantblue]

...

...

I keep every letter.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

For science?

[resonantblue]

To cherish.

...the foolish letters are Gadgeteered to a mass of fanmail, per Shine's suggestion some time ago.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that for easy disposal should the need arise?

[resonantblue]

No—to put it in my closet more easily.

I must decide if this letter will be preserved or added to that mass. It is thoughtful, but...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Give it a couple months. See if there was any substance to it.

[resonantblue]

[flustered, again, so topic change it is]

What of your fanmail? I saw you handling it roughly today.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Cute dodge]

I got rid of the trash. No reason in keeping it around.

[resonantblue]

What was it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Something something facetwin something.

Surely you've gotten something similar.

[resonantblue]

I do not think I have. "Facetwin" is a strange term. It should be clone. You two were a similar height, too, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Clone implies there is an original.

[And SOMEONE comes before him on the timeline.

So no.

No clone]

I will accept facetwin or stunt double. No substitutes.

[resonantblue]

[buddy]

Understood. I would prefer neither of those, but I am in a different situation from you. It seems like you never shared a body with that person...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

He didn't seem to recognize me, if that's what you're implying.