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★ Seto Kaiba ★  ([personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2019-09-06 06:08 pm

Hell Bachelor: The Revenge

Who: Y’all
Where: Lobby
When: Day 150 around sunset

[The lobby has been set up today for a ~very special viewing~. The chairs are pulled around to face one of the TV screens, there’s glasses and water set aside for a BARiTONES style refreshment stand, and some helpful information cards have been set out for participants to get up to speed. The screen is showing someone’s shakycam recording of none other than Mars’ terrible Hell Bachelor stint, currently zoomed in to a tearful angel-looking demon (that's Velly by the by, fan favorite).

At the front stands Intensity (with all his limbs even and in this this suit), and with him Kohime -- wearing an Avante jacket swapped out for a BARiTONES blazer -- perched on a nearby table top with her legs crossed, close to Intensity.]

I do so hate leaving unfinished business.

[With a wide dramatic wave of his arm:]

Ladies and Gentleman, we present to you today the rare opportunity to provide closure to one of the poor, despondent idols in our midst. Mars, while returned to his paladin tribe, left behind six unfinished episodes, a score of broken hearts, ridiculous amounts of blackmail merchandise, and a decision yet unmade.

Who was to accept the final rose?

But it need not end this way. Our undercover agents have recovered video evidence of the life he left behind. And so, my challenge to you is this: since MidBoss was so reluctant to throw down the gauntlet, then we can make that decision for him. Review the contestants and make a pitch for the demon mistress of your choice.

May the best bachelorette win.

[Then, directed off-camera:] Can we get a pep in here for tallying?

[Meanwhile, Kohime slides forward to lean impertinently on Intensity, and adds:] Drinks on me.

((Debate/booze double Live! Come make bank by embarrassing Mars.

List of eligible bachelorettes here))
windheritance: (john040)

[personal profile] windheritance 2019-09-07 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my GOD.
windheritance: (008)

[personal profile] windheritance 2019-09-07 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Zippy? Is that what we're going with?
purrrnicious: (7)

[personal profile] purrrnicious 2019-09-07 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Changes a glass of water into a rum and coke for Intensity.







. . .

And then a second into a One-Two Punch because huzzah two hands.]
foolmetwice: (pic#13210148)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[doop doop he is wandering into the lobby trying to return home after a BUSY DAY--]










[nope he's immediately turning on his heel to leave BYE]
puzzlekeeper: (discreetly getting my ass kicked)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-09-07 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ holy shit ]






What did he do to piss you off?
morderti: (04)

[personal profile] morderti 2019-09-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[what is all this damn noise?]
420blazeit: (pic#13139593)

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-09-07 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ HEYYYYY BUDDY ]

How about them tapes, Bachelor?
foolmetwice: (pic#12834272)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
NOPE.

[and he's stilllll walking]
asonoficeandfire: soba (351)

[personal profile] asonoficeandfire 2019-09-07 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
... isn't that a little mean?
puzzlekeeper: by filling it with dead people (one day i'm gonna say "fight me!")

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-09-07 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ HSS HECKLING PARADE

Yelling after him: ]

Don't be a coward!
Edited (i can words) 2019-09-07 01:33 (UTC)
420blazeit: (pic#13139611)

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-09-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ follows and moves out in front. ]

Not even going to see the charade through to the end? But Mars.
foolmetwice: (pic#13112181)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ASSHOLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!!

[stillllll walking]
mind_blown: (Be the change.)

[personal profile] mind_blown 2019-09-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey, I beat that guy up this morning.

[he needs points]
foolmetwice: (pic#12694543)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
NOPE.

[let him fleeeeeeeeee]

[says the guy who used his title as HELL BACHELOR for his own live earlier today]
puzzlekeeper: (78)

[personal profile] puzzlekeeper 2019-09-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ literally since when? ]

And yet you seemed so proud this morning!
rollplayinghouse: (ca144)

[personal profile] rollplayinghouse 2019-09-07 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

Wouldn't that just leave the poor bachelorette desolate and alone, knowing she could have been chosen but her true love is now out of her reach?
windheritance: (Tjm52)

[personal profile] windheritance 2019-09-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind! I just wanted to make sure that was me.
foolmetwice: (pic#13403692)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS-- that was different.

[makes a face!!]
420blazeit: (pic#11343667)

[personal profile] 420blazeit 2019-09-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
And he said no one would probably be able to get the tapes. I knew he was wrong.
foolmetwice: (pic#12694552)

[personal profile] foolmetwice 2019-09-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[STILL WALKING]

[and raising a hand to flip off intensity as he goes]

[FUCK Y'ALL!!!]
purrrnicious: (17)

[personal profile] purrrnicious 2019-09-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[SUSPICIOUS GLARE as she tries to figure out if she's actually this guy before]

. . .You're new. Or newish.

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