L is for LIVE

[fleurescence]

Who: Anyone
Where: Lobby
When: Day 145, late morning

[So those new permanent corruption effects seem rough, but it sure has given L an idea for a live. As fanmail is clearing up and hopefully the last few idols are picking their colours, she let's off a smoke bomb and appears standing on a table, arms spread wide.]

Everyone! I, the lovely L of AlcheME, am having a vision! The universe has sent me a prediction about so many here today.

A lot of you are going to have trouble making your clothes fit now.

But never fear, this witch is here to help you out. Bring your clothes to me and let me take your measurements, and I can help you avoid this fate with a few simple alterations. Nothing is too big or small. Act now to avoid such tragic discomfort in the future.

((This is a prank live but the prank is that L is going to alter and EMBROIDER clothes to be fancy. PRANK MASTER.))

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[fleurescence]

I know, right? Somebody who wasn’t having a happy life, it sounds like, but I plan on giving happier fortunes than that.

Anyway, do you want me to run up and get something for you?

[foolmetwice]

[. . . u know what. . .]

Sure. Pick out the fanciest thing you can for me.

[he has no AlcheME! clothing so!!]

[he may regret this later]

[fleurescence]

Ooh! The fanciest huh? Leave it to me.

[Immediately scrolling through the shop on her phone, circling around him hmmmm hmmmmmmm]

[foolmetwice]

[he'd spread his arms wide and model for her, but]

[under the cape there are only boxers]

[fleurescence]

[She would appreciate his consideration if she knew. As it is, she’s scrolling through and holding some images up beside him, picturing how it would fit on him.]

Here’s the thing, AlcheME has so many fancy options, what kind of fancy are you after? Do you want something sparkly and glittery like this? Or maybe something with a few more ruffles, like this or this one?

Or maybe you’d look better with a cape? this is cute, oh, but this coat is fancy too.

[foolmetwice]

[omg those dress options ARE fancy]

[he doesn't mind dresses but he points to the second to last one because CAPE]

Sure, why not a cape? I'm a superhero, supposedly.

[supposedly]

[fleurescence]

Hero wizard it is! I’ll be right back.

[foolmetwice]

Hell yes, free clothing.

[THUMBS UP]

[maybe this won't be so bad after all]

[fleurescence]

[THUMBS UP, then she waves and heads off to her dorm to pick up the outfit.

Except then, instead of coming back down the stairs, she lets down her hair outside AlcheME's balcony, sneaks back into the lobby by shrinking herself and climbing onto the ceiling, then goes back to regular size and flips upside down next to him, smiling.]

Hi Mars, I'm back!

[foolmetwice]

[WAUGH]

[startles back, trips over the edges of B's cape, and. . . you know]

[faceplants onto the ground]

[fleurescence]

[Oops not what she meant, drops down from the ceiling to fret over him and offer him a hand up]

Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, are you okay?

[foolmetwice]

[it's not her fault Mars is just INCREDIBLY skittish]

Holy shit what the hell was that?! Jesus! Don't scare me!

[fleurescence]

[TOO LATE THE GUILT IS REAL]

I was trying to do a prank, I just meant to surprise you not make you fall like that, I'm really sorry! You didn't hurt yourself when you fell, did you?

[foolmetwice]

I think I broke my tailbone.

[MARS DO NOT BULLY THE POOR GIRL]

[fleurescence]

You did? Where, let me see! Hold still.

[Well now she's gonna try and move that cape so]

[foolmetwice]

Wait wait wAIT! I WAS JOKING--

[drawing the cape more tightly around him because NOPE]

You don't want to do that, trust me!

[fleurescence]

Joking?? Are you sure you're not hurt? If you've really broken something, now isn't the time to be shy.

[foolmetwice]

I was kidding about being hurt. . . I'm fine. Really.

[fleurescence]

. . .

I want to make sure.

[foolmetwice]

Nooooo you don't.

You definitely don't.

[fleurescence]

Mars, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

[foolmetwice]

L, I'm not wearing anything under this cape.

[fleurescence]

Yes? I know that, that's why I got you this outfit. How would I be able to check you're okay if you were covered by clothes anyway?

[foolmetwice]

. . .

[okay, well]

[he'll just open the cape to show her he is NOT INJURED then, if she is so insistent. he is, in fact, wearing nothing but sentai boxers. see also: corruptions]

[fleurescence]

[...Huh. Briefly distracted by the corruption effects, your back sure does have a lot of blood splatter and smoke effects huh.

But never mind that, priorities! L checks him for any bruising, and when she's satisfied she pokes him hard in the small of the back.]