L is for LIVE

[fleurescence]

Who: Anyone
Where: Lobby
When: Day 145, late morning

[So those new permanent corruption effects seem rough, but it sure has given L an idea for a live. As fanmail is clearing up and hopefully the last few idols are picking their colours, she let's off a smoke bomb and appears standing on a table, arms spread wide.]

Everyone! I, the lovely L of AlcheME, am having a vision! The universe has sent me a prediction about so many here today.

A lot of you are going to have trouble making your clothes fit now.

But never fear, this witch is here to help you out. Bring your clothes to me and let me take your measurements, and I can help you avoid this fate with a few simple alterations. Nothing is too big or small. Act now to avoid such tragic discomfort in the future.

((This is a prank live but the prank is that L is going to alter and EMBROIDER clothes to be fancy. PRANK MASTER.))

Comments

[afailedmurder]

[already here and with a larger stack of clothing than he might have implied]

Thank you so much, L. You truly are a lifesaver.

[fleurescence]

[Looks DELIGHTED]

Oh, I didn't know you had all of these, I see you've had time to buy more than just the three starter outfits. You wanted me to turn some of these trousers into shorts too, didn't you?

[afailedmurder]

If you have time, I'd appreciate it.

[fleurescence]

I always have time for you, A.

[Getting her tape measure out]

[afailedmurder]

You're too kind. Is there anything I can do for you in return?

[mapsio]

[ Oh nooooooooo a PRANK? ]

My clothes are definitely in need of altering, Miss L!

[ Wings are.....a thing now. ] You will truly save me from buying a whole new wardrobe.

[fleurescence]

We wouldn't want that! Here, let me measure you. How many outfits do you have that will need fixing?

[mapsio]

It's a big project, are you sure about this?

[ Laughs nervously. ] At least six.

[fleurescence]

Oh, six is no problem. Besides, sewing projects like this are fun. If anything, you're all the ones helping me out.

[mapsio]

Is there anything I can do for you in return? Seriously? This is a huge favor you know!

[foolmetwice]

[STILL JUST. . . in his boxers, wrapped in B's cape]

What's the catch.

[fleurescence]

Oh! Hey, you're the guy from that programme I watched with A.

...You look very in need of new clothes. No catch for A's friend.

[foolmetwice]

[UUUUUGH flushing a little red, god damn it A]

Yyyyyeah, that's me. Fortunately he series got canceled mid-season.

And AlcheME's lives are pranks, so.

[dubious]

[fleurescence]

No no, this is a fortune telling live, see. And it's nice to meet you properly Mars, welcome back.

[foolmetwice]

. . . thanks?

[STILL DUBIOUS she is so nice]

So is your fortune telling schtick clothes tailoring?

[calmthefoxdown]

... Do you do any kind of alterations?

[fleurescence]

Of course! Any alterations you want.

[calmthefoxdown]

I know some people who were interested in some casual clothes, but couldn't wear them because they were too big. Do you think you could help there?

[fleurescence]

I can help with that for sure, I'm only a couple hundred points away from a dorm upgrade for a sewing room so I'll be able to do a lot more work soon.

[calmthefoxdown]

Oh- could I donate points toward that effort then? Since I'll be asking of your services.

[we_meet_again]

[late to the party because he spent a good part of the morning being a monster, but now he looks like a normal man with perfectly normal, soft, fuzzy antlers.]

Oh wow, you know how to sew? This is really nice of you to offer!

[fleurescence]

Thank you. The spirits told me it may be necessary, so I’m happy to help anyone that needs it. Or even anyone that just wants some changes, is there anything you’d like?

[we_meet_again]

Oh, me? Are you sure? It's not going to be too much work to edit everyone's clothes?

[fleurescence]

Not at all, it might take me some time but as long as you don’t mind waiting, I can do your clothes too for sure.

[we_meet_again]

Considering I didn't think I'd be able to wear some of those clothes again at all, I have no problem waiting whatsoever. Thank you so much!

Ah, it occurs to me I don't even know your name! I'm Cobalt, from pep!pep!. It's nice to meet you!