L is for LIVE

[fleurescence]

Who: Anyone
Where: Lobby
When: Day 145, late morning

[So those new permanent corruption effects seem rough, but it sure has given L an idea for a live. As fanmail is clearing up and hopefully the last few idols are picking their colours, she let's off a smoke bomb and appears standing on a table, arms spread wide.]

Everyone! I, the lovely L of AlcheME, am having a vision! The universe has sent me a prediction about so many here today.

A lot of you are going to have trouble making your clothes fit now.

But never fear, this witch is here to help you out. Bring your clothes to me and let me take your measurements, and I can help you avoid this fate with a few simple alterations. Nothing is too big or small. Act now to avoid such tragic discomfort in the future.

((This is a prank live but the prank is that L is going to alter and EMBROIDER clothes to be fancy. PRANK MASTER.))

Comments

[foolmetwice]

I was kidding about being hurt. . . I'm fine. Really.

[fleurescence]

. . .

I want to make sure.

[foolmetwice]

Nooooo you don't.

You definitely don't.

[fleurescence]

Mars, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.

[foolmetwice]

L, I'm not wearing anything under this cape.

[fleurescence]

Yes? I know that, that's why I got you this outfit. How would I be able to check you're okay if you were covered by clothes anyway?

[foolmetwice]

. . .

[okay, well]

[he'll just open the cape to show her he is NOT INJURED then, if she is so insistent. he is, in fact, wearing nothing but sentai boxers. see also: corruptions]

[fleurescence]

[...Huh. Briefly distracted by the corruption effects, your back sure does have a lot of blood splatter and smoke effects huh.

But never mind that, priorities! L checks him for any bruising, and when she's satisfied she pokes him hard in the small of the back.]

[foolmetwice]

[he jolts, because that area is sensitive!! but it isn't an indication of pain]

— cold!!

[fleurescence]

Phew! You seem to be in fine health, what a relief! If you're cold, we should get you dressed as soon as possible.

[foolmetwice]

[stubborn. . .]

Told ya I was fine. Now, let me see what you've got.

[fleurescence]

Oh, of course, of course.

Just one thing first.

[foolmetwice]

[SUDDENLY DUBIOUS AGAIN]

Whaaaaat is it?

[fleurescence]

See, I've been thinking, your lives are being helpful, yes? And sewing is fun, but I can't do it without someone to practice for, if I was going to have fun and tailor this outfit wouldn't I need a model to tailor it for? Gosh, if only I had someone to help with that.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . . . jiiiiiii]

[i mean. to be fair. she has a good point. HE LIKES POINTS]

And what's in it for you? Besides getting to use me as a model.

[fleurescence]

I get points for participating in a live, and I just spent all mine on a dorm upgrade for a sewing room and this outfit so I'm at zero right now.

COUNTER LIVE

[foolmetwice]

In that case, who am I to say no?

[raises his phone, and-- BAM. hits the live button. MARS'S FIRST LIVE SINCE RETURNING]

'Sup Fake Tokyo! This is Mars, recently dethroned star of Hell Bachelor, coming to you live from the hotel lobby!

I'm gonna help L model some AlcheME! style clothing, and that totally counts as helping someone so give me the points for it.

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[fleurescence]

Perfect! Oh Mars, you're just the model I need, and I have this outfit ready to go so let's get you fitted!

[The outfit is her size, and Mars is several inches taller than her so she grows the clothes to the right length, but that will mean they need to be taken in and adjusted even more.]

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[foolmetwice]

[EXTENDS HIS ARMS FOR HER TO TAKE MEASUREMENTS. . . which means he's opening the cape again and is now standing there in nothing but his boxers with the cape clasped in his hands and spread across his back]

Do what you gotta do. I'm not going anywhere.

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[fleurescence]

[Conceptually L knows being naked is probably not ideal. But this is for making clothes so it's fine! Taking his measurements.]

Hmm, maybe I'll grow them a little bit more to make sure the sleeves are the right length. Once you put them on, I can pin them in to the proper fit.

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[foolmetwice]

[BEING NAKED IS NOT IDEAL but Mars isn't really body shy, so if she won't make a big deal about it then he won't]

You're pretty new, right? I'm kind of surprised you remembered how to tailor clothing so fast.

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[fleurescence]

Oh, I didn't remember it, I got a bunch of books out of the library and practiced on some outfits C lent me. But it's really easy, so we think it must be a muscle memory thing.

I'm going to measure your legs now.

[Giving him the warning before kneeling down to do so.]

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[foolmetwice]

. . .

So much work. . .

[holding still while she does those measurements, but he's making a face at all the EFFORT she put into this]

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[fleurescence]

It's fun! And if I'm going to do it, I want to do it well.

[Writing down his measurements in a notebook then standing and handing him the outfit, growing the pants a little more.]

Alright, these should be a decent size for you now, get them on.

Re: COUNTER LIVE

[foolmetwice]

[lowers his arms and takes the outfit, pulling it on starting with pants first. so he is a little less indecent]

I guess it helps to have someone out there who can alter clothing more precisely than AlcheME! shrinking and growing powers can.