LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He approaches after Man Eater is done hassling his latest victim, sporting a few modifications. ]

Bullying the locals?

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ raises an eyebrow at him. it's probably because of the modifications. ]

What? Here I thought I was being friendly.

[puzzlekeeper]

And yet he was sweating a little.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Gyahaha. Maybe he's shy.

[puzzlekeeper]

If he is, then that must mean he didn't spill anything worthwhile, either.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Tch. Are you implying you've had better luck?

[puzzlekeeper]

It's a work in progress.

But right now I'm more interested in hearing what our own have to say.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Oh? What's that supposed to mean?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Gesturing over his shoulder ]

Let's go for a walk.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Asking me on a date? Wow, someone moves fast.

[ jokes aside, he starts walking in the direction that King indicated. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

Please. My dates are much more interesting than this.

[ They're heading toward a less crowded street, ideally for less listening ears. ]

[carnivorouscarnival]

Gyahaha. Wonder what your definition of "interesting" is.

[puzzlekeeper]

What, no guesses?

[carnivorouscarnival]

Something something knives and fisticuffs? Am I just projecting now?

[puzzlekeeper]

As a start, maybe, but that still sounds pretty unimaginative.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Oh...? Those are some surprisingly high standards you've got. What's one step up from a duel?

[puzzlekeeper]

I wonder?

Well, I do need to keep some secrets.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Tch. Nobody likes a tease, King.

[ lies. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Gratuitous lies. ]

That must mean you prefer giving all the details yourself?

For example - your vacation to Heaven.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Ah, so that's what you're after.

[ tilts his head to one side, then the other, considering. ]

How much've you heard? Wouldn't want to bore you by retreading ground you've covered.

[puzzlekeeper]

For now, let's just assume that I don't know a thing.

[carnivorouscarnival]

If you know I was there, you already know something.

[ but he shrugs his shoulders, letting it go. ]

But fine, fine, I'll start from the veeery beginning. A bunch of us tried to go through some secret portal to Heaven. Only me, Dia, Hurricane, Nemesis, Absinthe, and Bordeaux actually made it.

[puzzlekeeper]

And why all of you but not the others, I wonder...

[carnivorouscarnival]

About that! As it turns out! Heaven and Hell aren't fixed locations that're gonna show up on any map. They're "generated by belief." So we didn't go to Heaven—we summoned Heaven to us. Or those of us who believed in it did, anyway.

[puzzlekeeper]

...

And you were one of the ones who believed?

[ Sounding genuinely surprised ]