LIAR HELL OR BUST

[iamverybadass]

Who: More Idols
Where: Liar Hell
When: Tuesday Morning

[ What's everyone up to this morning? Still stuck in Hell? Busy doing crimes? Maybe, like some people, you hopped on a train from Vengeance Hell to get over here! Hope you didn't have to give up anything too precious for that.

In any case, however you've ended up here there's still plenty to do. Shopping, restaurants, movie theaters, maybe you can even find a tour bus to make the rounds of some of the other shows being filmed here! ]

Comments

[puzzlekeeper]

What, no guesses?

[carnivorouscarnival]

Something something knives and fisticuffs? Am I just projecting now?

[puzzlekeeper]

As a start, maybe, but that still sounds pretty unimaginative.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Oh...? Those are some surprisingly high standards you've got. What's one step up from a duel?

[puzzlekeeper]

I wonder?

Well, I do need to keep some secrets.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Tch. Nobody likes a tease, King.

[ lies. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Gratuitous lies. ]

That must mean you prefer giving all the details yourself?

For example - your vacation to Heaven.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Ah, so that's what you're after.

[ tilts his head to one side, then the other, considering. ]

How much've you heard? Wouldn't want to bore you by retreading ground you've covered.

[puzzlekeeper]

For now, let's just assume that I don't know a thing.

[carnivorouscarnival]

If you know I was there, you already know something.

[ but he shrugs his shoulders, letting it go. ]

But fine, fine, I'll start from the veeery beginning. A bunch of us tried to go through some secret portal to Heaven. Only me, Dia, Hurricane, Nemesis, Absinthe, and Bordeaux actually made it.

[puzzlekeeper]

And why all of you but not the others, I wonder...

[carnivorouscarnival]

About that! As it turns out! Heaven and Hell aren't fixed locations that're gonna show up on any map. They're "generated by belief." So we didn't go to Heaven—we summoned Heaven to us. Or those of us who believed in it did, anyway.

[puzzlekeeper]

...

And you were one of the ones who believed?

[ Sounding genuinely surprised ]

[carnivorouscarnival]

What's with the surprise? I'm a wide-eyed optimist who believes in the good in people and waits for Santa to bring me gifts every year. Gyahahaha!

[ now that sounds sarcastic. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ SURE DOES ]

Absolutely not.

But you believe in angels anyway?

[carnivorouscarnival]

Well, yeah. We're not talking about some vague myth here. Other people had already gone to Heaven once before.