MARKETING SIM 20XX!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone! This program is pleased to announce its first 2.0 assignment (2.0 sure came quick, huh?! This program is so excited, aren’t you, aren’t you?): Marketing Simulator 20XX™: An Imepro® Drama!



[ IT'S GAME TIME! Once it is again time to deal with a certain holographic fairy darting around everyone's heads at stupidly high speeds while giggling like a fucking moron and making General Annoying Moth Noises, somehow, despite the fact that it is a hologram and also has wings that are decidedly not moth wings.

NafunAI does stop for a second, hovering high above everyone to blow a kiss directly in the general direction of the cameras. Also - the streaks, for some reason, were weirdly blue - and it’s revealed she’s wearing a different outfit than her usual maid uniform today? ]

Tonight, the idols will compete to see who’s able to sell their image the best! "But NafunAI," you might say, “isn’t that the talent manager’s job? When were we ever expected to work as our own marketing team? What are we, indie artists?”

Well, well, well! To that, this program says...!

...

...

Ummmm...

. . .

Actually, that's completely right, that's completely right! That’s not your job at alllll! Yaaaaaay! ☆ Management's a bunch of fu

[ and then she distorts suddenly, dissolves, and then reforms like three inches to the left and back in her regular outfit.

Also, she’s giggling obnoxiously again. ]

So to our contestants, good luck, good luck, good luck! And everyone else, enjoy the show!

Oh...and idols? Remember, remember, remember! Everything that happens, happens because of you!

RULES | ROOMS | WINNERS

MARKETING SIM 20XX: ENDGAME

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Who: All Friend Idols!
Where: Game Tower
When: Day 240, afternoon

[ Aaand cut!

Everyone’s back in the Game Tower, in varying states of disrepair! And NafunAI’s back to being a blue streak darting around obnoxiously. She stops for a moment - not because everyone’s done, because she seems to be talking to...not any of the idols? ]

Ummmmm, because? Sorry, sorry, sorry! But this program isn’t very well optimized, so rebooting can cause some errors and -- this program knoooooows you know that, don’t be rude, don’t be rude!


Awww, this program haaaaaaaaaaates maintenance time…

[ she grumbles, and then goes back to darting around. ]

Aaaanyways! Anyways, anyways, anyway! Look at all of you! So wonderful, so wonderful! This program hopes we all had fun! ☆ The fans sure enjoyed the show, and this program is happy to have had a third mostly successful run! Maybe one day this program will even get promoted to Game Tower! ☆

So let’s see, let’s see, let’s see! Your game winners are…avante en garde, BARiTONES, Taisho Roman Revolution, and pep!pep! and the Audience Choice Winners were WILD CITY and LiliS, together as one! The whole audience could feel your passion through the television screen!

Enjoy your points and your safety from everything that went wrong! This unit will stay for awhile for questions, but other than that, other than that! See you all later! ☆

[ All of the winning units are healed fully, and while the memory of any tortures their models occurred still exist, they feel like they belong to someone else - it’s basically just the knowledge that that happened, with none of them actually having experienced it.

Non-injury physical effects also remain even for winners, for up to an IC week! Except scars which are FOREVER (until paid off). Winners can have mental effects last if they OOCly want them to, but only for up until the end of day 240 or morning of 241. For everyone else, all mental effects are at least 2 IC days, and can be up to 5. ]