TITLESWAP GAME

[imepro]

[ Today's game pulls you into an extravagent room in the game tower some of you might recognize! The game is hostless though, and seems largely ridiculous and fairly harmless ]

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[carnivorouscarnival]

[ Consummate Asshole Doctor, and floating right up onto Blue Eyes' back, hi. ]

'Sup. I think you have something that belongs to me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Finders keepers.

Or maybe I should say I won this fair and square.

[carnivorouscarnival]

Oh, should you now.

Y'know, a title doesn't mean much if you can't defend it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What makes you think I can't, Sensei~

[carnivorouscarnival]

Pretty sure of yourself, huh? Let's see if you've been doing your homework.

[ and now he just tries to kick him off the dragon ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Tries to slap Zero at the end of Man Eater's name before he goes tumbling off the side]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ he is now... Consummate Asshole Doctor Zero.

also he's jumping down after Intensity and attempting to land on top of him. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Good. Now you have a shitty villain name to go with your shitty villain laugh.

Joke's on Man Eater though.

Intensity was hit with the Tiny title. Which means he's ducking behind one of Blue Eyes legs. Catch him now!]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ good!!

Intensity escaping is less good, though. ]

Where'd you go?!

[ whirling around and trying to catch a glimpse of him to pursue ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[There is a doll-sized Intensity leaning up against one of Blue Eyes hind legs, arms crossed.

Meanwhile, Blue Eyes is going to lean her head forward and try to snatch the Asshole title with her teeth.



Hey.

It would go good with Apex.

Also, he lost Predator to Kohime at some point. Sorry, sensei]

[carnivorouscarnival]

Wait, what the hell happened to y—

[ unfortunately, he also lost Asshole to Kohime, but Blue Eyes can have her pick of anything from Consummate Doctor Bird of Zero (whatever that means). ]

—Hey!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Mars stole half. You'll have to ask him nicely if you want it back.

[Eenie meenie miney - he really wants an F, so taking of]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ huffs. guess he can be Consummate Bird Doctor Zero now. ]

Or I could just knock him out and loot the body.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Apex Thirsty Friendship

:|b]

And here I thought you had a crush on him.

[Spoken as if Intensity actually gives two shits about who Man Eater is crushing on]

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ ... oh my.

his first instinct is to protest the word "crush," but he decides to just refrain from addressing it at all. ]

Has that ever stopped me from being rough with you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[This just keeps getting worse.

Apex Thirsty Tyrant of Friendship]

That's different. What we have is special.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ it is so much and honestly he can't decide if he wants to have a good laugh at Intensity's expense or if he wants to turn it off. ]

Bet you're going around saying that to all the guys.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

Have I made you feel that way?

[carnivorouscarnival]

... It was a joke.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh.

Of course it was]

Only two.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ that's pretty specific. raises an eyebrow ]

Two...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only two boys that I say that to.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ two... ]

And who would those be?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You and King.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ . . . ]

Huh. Thought self-righteous "paladins" weren't your type.