TITLESWAP GAME

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[ Today's game pulls you into an extravagent room in the game tower some of you might recognize! The game is hostless though, and seems largely ridiculous and fairly harmless ]

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[foolmetwice]

[sword thrillseeker enthusiast]

You look like an asshole up there.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just look like? Please. I'm 100% the genuine article.

[Waving a hand carelessly in Mar's direction]

Now hand me your middle name. It's wasted on the likes of you.

[foolmetwice]

Tell you what: I'll do you one better.

[plucks a word from his pile of extras that aren't a part of his title and throws it at Intensity]

[it's the word "zero"]

That seems to fit you perfectly.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Catches it and keeps it the fuck away from his own title. Can you pocket title pieces? Who knows? Into Intensity's extra pile, it goes]

I see you want me to take it from you the hard way.

How foolish.

[foolmetwice]

If you want it so badly, then fight me for it. Everyone else has been trying.

[raises both brows, mouth curving into a sharp grin]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

As you wish.

[So Mars.

Buddy.

Pal.

What are your general feelings about a large robotic dragon trying to pounce on you?]

[foolmetwice]

[NOT THAT GREAT TBQH]

Only cowards get their stupid robot dragons to fight for them!

[but he's HSS for a reason, so in a flash of light he's henshining up and rolling out of the way of that pounce]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And only paladins hide behind full plate mail. So well---

[Moves to a crouching position on top of Blue Eyes, giving a shrug of his shoulders at Mars]

We all do what it takes to stay on top.

[Think fast. TAIL SWIPE]

[foolmetwice]

[TAIL SWIPE! behind the mask, Mars grins, and he waits until the tail is close enough before he launches himself into the air, up and over it, in a graceful side twist. and when he lands, it's on the base of said tail, which is a good place for him to start running up the Blue Eyes's back to get to Intensity]

If you get a dragon, I get armor! That's just how it works!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is it now?

[Except good luck finding him amidst all that metallic and white. Yugi has just activated the Tiny title on Intensity. And for fuck's sake, he's using it to duck out of sight behind Blue Eye's wing while she turns around and snaps her jaws at Mars]

[foolmetwice]

[YUGI!1]

[well, the Blue Eyes is definitely getting a good chomp in, so it's a good thing Mars is wearing his armor. said armor is strong enough to withstand the bite of the Blue Eyes, but it does pin his non-dominant arm in place since it's caught amidst all that teeth now]

[with a growl, Mars summons his heart weapon, and attempts to shove the blade right up through the roof of the Blue Eyes's mouth]

[he'll get to Intensity later, GOTTA GET RID OF THE DRAGON THREAT FIRST]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[It slices. It dices.

It also probably gets wedged in there real deep. Which is good. Because then Blue Eyes can't attempt another chomp attack.

But is bad---

Because Intensity is going to try and use that distraction to climb up Blue Eyes's wing and land on Mar's shoulder]

[foolmetwice]

[hello tiny Intensity how are you today]

[Mars tries to swat at Intensity like he'd swat at a fly as soon as he lands on his shoulder]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh shi---

Flattening himself so that (hopefully) Mars will hit himself]

Is that anyway to treat your shoulder devil, you ass!

[foolmetwice]

Damn fucking right it is! I don't need anyone trying to tell me what to do!

[attempts to pick Intensity up by the back of his jacket]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[I---

Why are all of you like this?

He hates every single goddamn one of you.

Crosses his arms as he dangles in the air.]

Touch me or my title and die.

[foolmetwice]

Yeah, that's not a very good threat towards someone who has died a billion times already.

[what is even left of your title, Intensity]

[he's gonna try to yoink it]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just Tiny Apex.

But he seriously is going to taser you if you try to touch him. With his now tiny taser.

Don't make him use overload]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait.

Due to time shenanigans---

it is actually going to be Tiny Apex Friendship.

Do you really want to touch perfection????]

[foolmetwice]

[WOW NO ACTUALLY]

[THIS IS PERFECT]

-- on second thought, I think I'll just leave what you've got be.

[l o l]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just like a paladin. How considerate.

[And somehow stated without the normal biting sarcasm]

[foolmetwice]

What's it gonna take to get you to stop calling me "midboss" or "paladin?"

[placing Intensity back on his shoulder. he can continue to sit there, he guesses!1]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Now he's a shoulder angel!!!]

A serious conversation.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . . . . . . okay he wasn't expecting an actual response??]

Aboooout what?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Anything, but work is probably the fastest way.