TITLESWAP GAME

[imepro]

[ Today's game pulls you into an extravagent room in the game tower some of you might recognize! The game is hostless though, and seems largely ridiculous and fairly harmless ]

Comments

[purrrnicious]

[Thirsty Bird of White. Basically a white winged catgirl, it sure is something.]

Pff, listen to you. You sure your title isn't "Delusions of Grandeur"?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[It sure is... something.]

Is literacy also something that doesn't exist where you're from, . . .

[Yanno, one of these days he's even going to actually learn her name]

[purrrnicious]

[It's cool she doesn't know his name either. Flicks her tail, but not terribly concerned about the insult.]

Hey, I didn't come up with the rules of the game. Mix these things up enough and they all stop making sense.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? So you're admitting that someone got to your title. For shame. I thought you were better than that.

[purrrnicious]

I don't remember saying that.

So what do you think, "Apex Predator"? Want a tribute from one of your lesser subjects?




[Points up at her own title

it's probably a trap]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you insist.

[Draws his knife.

And attempts to throw it through the 'of' like a game of darts.

Is this how you get titles?]

[purrrnicious]

[Screeee NO

Ducks just in time!!!]

––What are you doing?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Taking my tribute.

[O b v i o u s l y]

It doesn't seem like you're very forthcoming with it.

[purrrnicious]

Did this game make you dumber than usual? You don't accept a gift by throwing a knife at it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I just want the 'of' though. Unless you have better tribute.

[Also, thanks to Yugi adding Tiny to his title, Intensity is now like a foot tall and doll like.

And completely pretending like nothing has happened.

Like you do.]

[purrrnicious]

. . .

[Can she just like. Pick him up.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[. . .

Yes.

Yes she can]

[purrrnicious]

Pffhaha! Oh man, this is great, you should definitely just stay like this!

[Obviously gonna see about looting 'predator' off his title while she's at it]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Now Tiny Apex. Whatever that means.]

Fuck off!

[He still has his taser, damn it. Prepare for some static shock]

[purrrnicious]

[Now a Thirsty Predator Bird of White

and also dropping him when he shocks her. Which is probably a bit of a height when you're small so was that actually a good idea???]

––Ow, hey! Watch it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[No. No, it wasn't.

Fuck his everything]

You're the worst at tribute. You're fired!

[purrrnicious]

[Shaking out her hand gawd]

How was that my fault? And I was never hired in the first place!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Getting to his feet and shaking his tiny fist at Kohime]

If you're taking Predator, then I want White.

[Or he'll bite your ankles.]

[purrrnicious]

You can have 'thirsty', 'cause I'm getting sick of that one.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Doing anagrams in his head. Please hold]

Throw in 'of' and we have a deal.

I'll even give you something back.

[purrrnicious]

[Actually she's down to Thirsty White Asshole Predator]

Uh, you're like, a foot tall. I don't think you're in a good position to be making demands.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fine! Whatever!

[Holds his hand out for 'Thirsty']

[purrrnicious]

You could show a little more gratitude. I could've said 'no'.

[Gives him 'thirsty', though]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Did you know that his title is now Tiny Apex Thirsty Friendship?

Well.

Now you do.

The normal sarcasm leeches from his voice completely:]

Thank you.

[purrrnicious]

Yikes, that's a bit creepy.