TITLESWAP GAME

[imepro]

[ Today's game pulls you into an extravagent room in the game tower some of you might recognize! The game is hostless though, and seems largely ridiculous and fairly harmless ]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Still have that "Dragon" title or no, Req?]

[stakesthesame]

[ just "dragon" now, yes. and she still looks the part. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Currently has Apex Predator. For the moment, anyway]

Hand that over.

[stakesthesame]

[ HAHA SURPRISE ACTUALLY IT'S Ice Dragon now! all white and ice-spike coated. ]

To you? Heck no. You should TOTALLY give me Apex, though.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Somehow his title has become Apex Thirsty Tyrant of Friendship

Don't ask.]

Only if it's a trade! So that we will remember this moment forever.

[stakesthesame]

No freakin way.

[ she's still Get Hype'd from Corona so.

Swiping for Tyrant or Apex tbh. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Please take Tyrant. I need this in my life.

He doesn't seem to be too bothered anyway]

Are you sure you're an ice dragon? I would have pegged you for fire.

[stakesthesame]

[ slaps that onto her own title to create Tyrant Ice Dragon

And becomes AN ACTUAL DRAGON, but still wearing her stupid pentacle zrael accessories and still with that face scar of course

she roars. ]

FOOL! NO FIRE CAN CONTEND WITH THE MIGHT OF MY BLIZZARD.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Calling off-stage. aka that means probably means one table over. And looking positively thrilled about it]

Blue Eyes. I found a friend for you!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Hey fellow dragon. She's a robot, but---





'Sup?]

[stakesthesame]

[ oops surprise my shit changed again

now she's entry Dragon's Bladed Teeth Ice Oath, and a smaller, more elegant black dragon, with very sharp saber teeth and icicles forming along her scales. Prolly still a big bigger than blue eyes though. ]

... you did not strike me as someone with pets.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[SURPRISE. And what a lovely title it is. His title is now just Thirsty Apex Friendship.

And y-yes. Much bigger. Blue Eyes is just big enough to carry like two people]

. . .

Blue Eyes isn't a pet! She's my soulmate!

[stakesthesame]

[ excuse me???? also i meant ^Gentry up there oops. ]

...

[ prods at her ]

She is a robot.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[She is indeed a robot. She also prods back.

Intensity looks from Blue Eyes to Requiem and then back to Blue Eyes]

She doesn't mean anything by it. There's nothing wrong with being who you are.

[stakesthesame]

[ considers blue eyes before looking back down at him ]

I can only assume you are acting so strangely because of your title and that you will be aggressively embarrassed by it when this is all over.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Please. Requieum. You hurt me. I don't feel shame about anything.

Now come. Make friends with your fellow dragon. I don't see any others flying about.

[stakesthesame]

I see. You wish me to embarrass myself by making friends with your project pet, but you will not extend the same courtesy yourself.

You are very strange.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

We're already friends.

[Stated like a fact. And like she has no say in the matter]

[stakesthesame]

[ oFFENDED ]

We are far from anything even remotely considered friends.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

In your opinion.

And you should tell me what I can do to change that.

[stakesthesame]

Friendships are not opinions.

Also, I have given you direction on how to become my friend, but you are still terribly rude, and I should not have to adjust my expectations of what I am willing to tolerate of peoples' bad behaviour just to receive your "good will".

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[This is assuming he remembers anything outside of the list of people he was supposed to not fuck up.

Oh boy.

Here we go.]

Is my previous bad behavior something I have to make up for? Or we starting on a clean slate?

[stakesthesame]

You could at least make an attempt to be kinder. I understand that your thing is fighting with people you like, for fun, but you are nasty with your words and I have no desire to hurt someone that my friends care about so deeply.

[ ... huffs, sitting ]

Nemesis, Hurricane, and I manage just fine to have friendly bouts of combat without devolving into verbal low blows. Or if it comes to that, we know we are not serious.

I do not expect you to be anything like them, however. I assume you only want to be "friends" because of your current title, so I am content to simply be ignored if you cannot manage your words. That would be preferable.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So is that what friendship is to you? A safe space?

[stakesthesame]

Why have friends if they are not a safe space?