X GON GIVE IT TO YA

[idolpro]

Who: You've Got Mail!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 96

[ Hey . . . what's that rumbling sound? It sounds like some sort of vehicle is outside, like a dump truck. It sounds like it's depositing something, with the sound of the BEEPing, but what could possibly be there?

If you go down to the lobby, you'll see - the whole lobby is filled with flowers. Not just that, but fanmail too!? Literal mountains of it, no less - how are you going to get out!? How are you going to get in . . . !?

If you look for the dump truck, it's not around. Even if you tried to catch a glimpse of it, there was no vehicle to be found, whatsoever. But if there wasn't a dump truck, then …

… who was phone? ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is the chicken your fault or do I have to worry about the audience wanting to roast Kentucky?

[liarliarliar]

I have no special connections with chicken unless this is some sort of commentary on E being a dove?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Bird themes for all of AlcheME, hmmmm. Wouldn't a turkey be more apt for you?

[liarliarliar]

Wow rude. Did you get a bad haul? Are you taking it out on me? An innocent boy?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't take it out on you regardless of my haul.

Offer a better bird or I'll find a way to make it stick.

[liarliarliar]

E said I'm a lyrebird.

He may have decided that for the pun though.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

A what bird?

[liarliarliar]

They're kinda scrawny with long back feathers...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How talkative are they?

[liarliarliar]

They're noisy birds I think.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll accept it. In honor of E, of course.

[liarliarliar]

He sent us pictures! And an olive branch.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . . Say what now?

[liarliarliar]

[holds up the bird selfies from fuckin bird world]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How does a bird even take self----

[Wait. Wait a minute]





Just ANYONE can send fanmail?!

[liarliarliar]

Apparently.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Pretend to be shocked. I'm feeling fucking lonely here.

[liarliarliar]

I heard Exael whisper to E that if he sent things quickly he'd made fanmail in time. Sorry.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

I hope everyone who sends fanmail gets scouted by recruiting.

[liarliarliar]

Is that so?

There's a few good eggs out there.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? And what do those few good eggs send you?

[liarliarliar]

Plushies usually.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Really? Plushies as your favorite.

Is that your final answer?

[liarliarliar]

Are you trying to make me say porn, Intensity.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh heaven's no. Why would your mind go there? I thought B was a pure boy.