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[idolpro]

Who: You've Got Mail!
Where: Lobby
When: Day 96

[ Hey . . . what's that rumbling sound? It sounds like some sort of vehicle is outside, like a dump truck. It sounds like it's depositing something, with the sound of the BEEPing, but what could possibly be there?

If you go down to the lobby, you'll see - the whole lobby is filled with flowers. Not just that, but fanmail too!? Literal mountains of it, no less - how are you going to get out!? How are you going to get in . . . !?

If you look for the dump truck, it's not around. Even if you tried to catch a glimpse of it, there was no vehicle to be found, whatsoever. But if there wasn't a dump truck, then …

… who was phone? ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picking up one of the movie posters. Probably of her performing an impossible action movie stunt]

Framing these?

[unbr8kable]

Hell yeah. Team Nemesis proving themselves as the best fans once again. ...Heyyy, come to think of it, you got a camcorder, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It went into someone's replacement parts, but I can procure another easy enough.

Going to make these action movies a reality? Nemesis III does have a nice ring to it.

[unbr8kable]

I dunno about the whole movie but at least working on some of the action scenes'd be rad, right? You want in? You seem like the type of guy who loves not looking at explosions.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

As if you could find anyone else who'd be better at special effects.

[unbr8kable]

Now I feel like I should look for one since I know that'd make you step up your game even more.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you want to send someone home crying, be my guest. I don't need the extra incentive, but I'll enjoy it just as much as the explosions.

[unbr8kable]

Yeah, surprising no one. But--mm, yeah, for starters, let's see what you can handle. Definitely need some mid-air escapes, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Going to need a goth to help with the air stunts, but otherwise sounds doable.

[unbr8kable]

[shrugs]

I got gravity to help with the air stunts, but probably some goth presence can be arranged. If there's anything else you're trying to make happen you should let me know, too. There anything new you need tested, two birds one stone?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Something like your new arm?

[unbr8kable]

--You got something worked out?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I figured out how to up the sensitivity. Not to the level as demonstrated previously but it will be something more sustainable in the long term.

But let's not go with just a boring vintage model. At least suggest a few go-go gadgets add-ons to make the upgrade worthwhile.

[unbr8kable]

Seriously? Sweet. ...And that's fine, that much sensitivity was--uh. Yeah, for every-day use, less is probably more. Uh, thanks.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It'll only have feeling in the fingertips. And to a lesser extent, the palm. Otherwise, a new or more efficient power source would have to be installed in order to handle the motor functions as well as the connection to your nerves.

But that also means there's room for some other "improvements".

[unbr8kable]

Shock touch.

[since that is obviously what you think of when you're talking about not having enough power]

People can't sneak up on you if you electrocuted 'em first.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Like a taser built into your arm? Or am I to fucking try and design a lightning whip?

[unbr8kable]

[the look of surprise at that last idea lights up her whole face]

...Why not both?

I mean, even if it doesn't work, it'd be fun to try it out, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Be careful what you wish for.

He's definitely going to do it.]

Into whips, I see. Not surprising.

Maybe you can combine it with your sword summoning to make a whip sword.

[unbr8kable]

Of course it's not surprising, it's a versatile ranged weapon and tool with a lot of uses.

And...there are whip sword-type things that exist, but you gotta do a lot of practice not to slash yourself in the face.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Isn't that a moot point when seppuku heals you?

[unbr8kable]

Stabbings only for me. Plus, it doesn't heal my glasses or keep my clothes clean.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There's a difference?

[Shrugs]

Whatever, we can make you Indiana Jones first before upgrading it to a whip sword. Maybe we should put in a order for a hat.

Who do you think gets that --- the furries?

[unbr8kable]

The part when you slice your guts out and get somebody to cut off your head, that'll just be a nice visit to Lilith. But whip my eye out, and I'm probably good, 'cept for the glasses.

And maybe bar team's got hats? It'd match the suits, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Maybe if you wanted a top hat.

...

Is the vision bad in both eyes? Could we also add a monocle?