LIVE

[stakesthesame]

Who: Requiem, a dog, and whoever.
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 84 afternoon



[ So at some point the live alert goes off, and Req is standing in the middle of the lobby with a puppy sitting at her feet(a big... fluffy puppy. It's like 60% fluff). It's wearing a size-appropriate black collar with !!!SPIKES!!! and like, a pentacle charm or whatever. ]

YO, NERDLORDS, LISTEN UP. IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT DOGS.

This is a public service announcement in the form of a monologue or whatever the heck! Anyway, it's dog talk time. Don't know what a dog is? This is a dog! It's GOOD and LOYAL and VERY SOFT and gives kisses and stuff, and making boof boof noises, but only because this one's a dumb baby and can't do big boofs yet. I had a poodle back home named Schwabl, he was RAD, and also possibly a zombie! This one's not a zombie. This is a normal flesh dog.

I know I said it's time to talk about dogs but what I meant was, I'm gonna talk about MY dog, and I guess by "mine" I mean "mine, but also Zrael's". Did I ask before I did this? No. Who's gonna tell me no, besides one jealous dog boy? Already worked that out! Moving on.

[ She lifts up the puppy up under the arms and raises him above her head, The Lion King-style. ]

EVERYONE. GAZE UPON OUR NEWEST FAMILY ADDITION, FOR HE IS PERFECTION. Meet Sir☆Ladyfingers, Dark Prince of ☆ZRAEL, and if ANY of you stains so much as look at him the wrong way I WILL personally come to your house and put sardines in all your shoes, thanks.

[ a long pause. ]









Also, I've got a confession to make. I've been able to pronounce ☆ this whole time.

Comments

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[maleficafe]

[snaps pic of doge. and then another. and another. why is it so difficult to take pictures of dogs!! he's so blurry!!]

Can I pet him?

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[stakesthesame]

[ yess money

i mean ]

Yeah, 'course!

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[maleficafe]

[kneels down, holds out hand to dog. please love me doggy]

It's nice to meet you, Sir.

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[stakesthesame]

[ DOGGY LOVE YOU ]

I'm sure he's glad to meet you too.

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[maleficafe]

[so many pets for good doggy]

Soft...!

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[stakesthesame]

[ so puff. dog is very excited ]

Isn't he cute?

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[maleficafe]

He is so cute, and I love him.

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[stakesthesame]

He's very lovable. So squish.

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[maleficafe]

Yeah.

Hey, can I ask you something?

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[stakesthesame]

Sure? What's up?

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[maleficafe]

Are you the queen of the vampires?

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[stakesthesame]

Yep, that's me.

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[maleficafe]

Dahlia told me about you, a little. She said you're really cool.

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[stakesthesame]

... yeah? Uh, that's nice of her.

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[maleficafe]

Can I ask you about...

[pause]

Vampire... things?

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[stakesthesame]

Uh-- sure? Like what?

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[maleficafe]

[thinks... thinking... thinky.]








Can you fly?

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[stakesthesame]

[ floats up a bit ]

Sure can. This is a unit power but I can fly back home too.

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[maleficafe]

[WOW]

Cool.

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[stakesthesame]

Yeah, I'm basically the coolest.

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[maleficafe]

I guess I should ask you about drinking blood and killing people and stuff, too...

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[stakesthesame]

Uh...

I mostly eat red. Like, the color. And I can't make any promises but I'm not really interested in killing people.

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[maleficafe]

Me neither. How do you eat a color?

Sorry, you must get this question a lot.

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[stakesthesame]

Nah, it's fine. I just bite it and drink the color out, that's all.

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[maleficafe]

Oh, okay.

... does the thing go black and white, or beige, or...?