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imeeji_frontstage2019-01-26 02:29 pm
stakesthesame) wrote in imeeji_frontstage2019-01-26 02:29 pm
LIVE
Who: Requiem, a dog, and whoever.
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 84 afternoon
[ So at some point the live alert goes off, and Req is standing in the middle of the lobby with a puppy sitting at her feet(a big... fluffy puppy. It's like 60% fluff). It's wearing a size-appropriate black collar with !!!SPIKES!!! and like, a pentacle charm or whatever. ]
YO, NERDLORDS, LISTEN UP. IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT DOGS.
This is a public service announcement in the form of a monologue or whatever the heck! Anyway, it's dog talk time. Don't know what a dog is? This is a dog! It's GOOD and LOYAL and VERY SOFT and gives kisses and stuff, and making boof boof noises, but only because this one's a dumb baby and can't do big boofs yet. I had a poodle back home named Schwabl, he was RAD, and also possibly a zombie! This one's not a zombie. This is a normal flesh dog.
I know I said it's time to talk about dogs but what I meant was, I'm gonna talk about MY dog, and I guess by "mine" I mean "mine, but also Zrael's". Did I ask before I did this? No. Who's gonna tell me no, besides one jealous dog boy? Already worked that out! Moving on.
[ She lifts up the puppy up under the arms and raises him above her head, The Lion King-style. ]
EVERYONE. GAZE UPON OUR NEWEST FAMILY ADDITION, FOR HE IS PERFECTION. Meet Sir☆Ladyfingers, Dark Prince of ☆ZRAEL, and if ANY of you stains so much as look at him the wrong way I WILL personally come to your house and put sardines in all your shoes, thanks.
[ a long pause. ]
Also, I've got a confession to make. I've been able to pronounce ☆ this whole time.
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 84 afternoon
[ So at some point the live alert goes off, and Req is standing in the middle of the lobby with a puppy sitting at her feet(a big... fluffy puppy. It's like 60% fluff). It's wearing a size-appropriate black collar with !!!SPIKES!!! and like, a pentacle charm or whatever. ]
YO, NERDLORDS, LISTEN UP. IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT DOGS.
This is a public service announcement in the form of a monologue or whatever the heck! Anyway, it's dog talk time. Don't know what a dog is? This is a dog! It's GOOD and LOYAL and VERY SOFT and gives kisses and stuff, and making boof boof noises, but only because this one's a dumb baby and can't do big boofs yet. I had a poodle back home named Schwabl, he was RAD, and also possibly a zombie! This one's not a zombie. This is a normal flesh dog.
I know I said it's time to talk about dogs but what I meant was, I'm gonna talk about MY dog, and I guess by "mine" I mean "mine, but also Zrael's". Did I ask before I did this? No. Who's gonna tell me no, besides one jealous dog boy? Already worked that out! Moving on.
[ She lifts up the puppy up under the arms and raises him above her head, The Lion King-style. ]
EVERYONE. GAZE UPON OUR NEWEST FAMILY ADDITION, FOR HE IS PERFECTION. Meet Sir☆Ladyfingers, Dark Prince of ☆ZRAEL, and if ANY of you stains so much as look at him the wrong way I WILL personally come to your house and put sardines in all your shoes, thanks.
[ a long pause. ]
Also, I've got a confession to make. I've been able to pronounce ☆ this whole time.
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