LIVE

[stakesthesame]

Who: Requiem, a dog, and whoever.
Where: Hotel lobby
When: Day 84 afternoon



[ So at some point the live alert goes off, and Req is standing in the middle of the lobby with a puppy sitting at her feet(a big... fluffy puppy. It's like 60% fluff). It's wearing a size-appropriate black collar with !!!SPIKES!!! and like, a pentacle charm or whatever. ]

YO, NERDLORDS, LISTEN UP. IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT DOGS.

This is a public service announcement in the form of a monologue or whatever the heck! Anyway, it's dog talk time. Don't know what a dog is? This is a dog! It's GOOD and LOYAL and VERY SOFT and gives kisses and stuff, and making boof boof noises, but only because this one's a dumb baby and can't do big boofs yet. I had a poodle back home named Schwabl, he was RAD, and also possibly a zombie! This one's not a zombie. This is a normal flesh dog.

I know I said it's time to talk about dogs but what I meant was, I'm gonna talk about MY dog, and I guess by "mine" I mean "mine, but also Zrael's". Did I ask before I did this? No. Who's gonna tell me no, besides one jealous dog boy? Already worked that out! Moving on.

[ She lifts up the puppy up under the arms and raises him above her head, The Lion King-style. ]

EVERYONE. GAZE UPON OUR NEWEST FAMILY ADDITION, FOR HE IS PERFECTION. Meet Sir☆Ladyfingers, Dark Prince of ☆ZRAEL, and if ANY of you stains so much as look at him the wrong way I WILL personally come to your house and put sardines in all your shoes, thanks.

[ a long pause. ]









Also, I've got a confession to make. I've been able to pronounce ☆ this whole time.

Comments

[theyregooddogs]

[look, he may be morally opposed to participating in lives, but sometimes, you forget morals and rules and how much of a dick you are because oh my god that is a good, fluffy boy]

. . . You bought a dog.

[unbr8kable]

DOG

[forthetainted]

Eeeh, I didn't know you were that into dogs. I could've turned you into one.

COUNTER-LIVE

[maleficafe]

[snaps pic of doge. and then another. and another. why is it so difficult to take pictures of dogs!! he's so blurry!!]

Can I pet him?

[avestan]

...Wait, what was that at the end there?

[tradesecret]

[ her eyes are sparkling because DOG ]

Hello! Hello, I love you! Yes, you!

[rollwillpowercheck]

[OH NO A PUPPY]

He's so fluffy...

[carnivorouscarnival]

You what!

[bluerosestyle]

[normal flesh dog in our imeeji??]

Why Sir☆Ladyfingers?

[poisong]

. . . Dog.

[mywife]