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Who: you!
Where: game tower => park => home, somewhere in this quadrant of the city
When: Day 71, evening

[ i said i wasn't posting an overflow and then you guys got to 2k already anyway

for those who pass by the Game Tower, your phones will blip with the instructions to the game. It looks like even if you didn't actually come in for the beginning, you can still participate. . . !

The hot chocolate is gone, though. It's still snowing outside too. Well, maybe there could be hot chocolate in the kitchen - ! If you make it, that is - both in the sense of heating up the chocolate yourself as well as in the sense, of, well. There are at least a bazillion mistletoes in your way and we have at least two kissing demons here, so. . . Fight hard. ]

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Then what's the point? Can't kill, can't kiss, what're you even good for?

What makes you think I'm good for anything?

Sir Talks A Lot was blowing plenty smoke up your ass the other day; you saying there wasn't any of that that wasn't just bullshit?

I don't remember there being anything in there about me being good at things.

Then what the hell was he talking about all that time? I kinda blanked out, that guy should start doing sleep videos or something.

I dunno, I wasn't paying attention either.

...So yeah, maybe not?

[shruggo!]

.................................You don't even care!? We've been talking for like twenty minutes, what're you doing!?

I mean, I'm mostly just hoping to get a kiss out of this.

Well, you're doing kind of a shitty job of selling yourself, coming over here just to talk about how bad you are at everything. Pathetic isn't cute, don't let your weirdo teammates lead you wrong.

Hey, you're the one who wanted to talk about fighting. I was just gonna get the point for the game and be done with it.

You could've changed the subject to something you were actually good at, if there even is anything. You don't have to just shit on yourself constantly.

But what if shitting on myself is what I'm good at?

...That's kind of a shitty thing to be good at. C'mon, you gotta have other good qualities, at least something like 'smells okay' or 'remembers to put the seat down'.

Who knows! Maybe I do, but I just don't feel like telling you.

.........

You sure punching doesn't count?

Wow, so violent! What did I do to deserve threats like this?

You're real bad at kissing, for one.

How would you know?

If you were good, wouldn't you have started with that? You're burying the lede here.

Counterpoint: if I was terrible, I would've mentioned that already.

Most people wouldn't? But...okay, I can believe it from you, would definitely be excited about how bad you are. So most your reviews are fair to middling, then? No one you impressed yet?

Well, Req seemed kinda impressed when we made out.

--What!?