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we_meet_again ([personal profile] we_meet_again) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-11-14 05:44 pm

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Who: everyone
Where: Lobby
When: Day 59 morning

[Cobalt stands in the lobby along with several other members of pep!pep!. His usual relaxed body language has been replaced hard lines and tension, and though he’s already tall, he seems even bigger today, somehow. For once, his voice is bold and carries to all corners of the lobby.]

Attention!

In light of recent events, today we bring you a very important Educational Live where we will be discussing what pep!pep! can do, and more specifically, what it is willing to do.

As many of you may know, one of the pep!pep! abilities is the power to revive the dead when working in tandem with sensitIV.

What many of you may not know is that we have no desire to use this power.

Do not think that death is cheap just because we have the power to undo it. Do not think that we are here to clean up your messes, or that we revive anyone happily or willingly. We do this at the expense of our own wellbeing, and this can be traumatic for us.


DO NOT TAKE US FOR GRANTED.

And be advised: the revival power only works within twenty-four hours of the victim’s death. Also, it does not heal, so unless the wound that caused the death has been attended, the victim will die again after an hour.

For this Educational Live, allow me to explain our brand new policy on non-game-related revivals.

ITEM THE FIRST: Fees.

The price for a revival starts at 1,500 points. This does not include healing fees from sensitIV.

The fee will be paid by the party responsible for the death, or that party’s unit. The responsible party will be determined by the judgement of the pep doing the revival.

If the same party is responsible for multiple deaths, the fee for each subsequent revival doubles. One point five grand becomes three, becomes six, becomes twelve, and so on.

Until the price is paid, pep!pep! will not revive anyone else from the guilty party’s unit.

Pep!pep! may waive some or all of the revival fee in the event of an accident, or may charge extra in the case of a committed murder. In other words, the fee ultimately comes down to the judgement of the person performing the revival.

ITEM THE SECOND: If you do not want to be revived in the case of your own death, a member of Taisho Roman Revolution has generously agreed to assist with writing Do Not Resuscitate agreements. These will prevent a member of pep!pep! from being able to revive you, even if they try. If you are interested, please speak with us privately.

ITEM THE THIRD: Pep!pep! reserves the right to refuse service for any reason.

If service is refused, remember that the permanent death of an individual is not pep!pep!’s responsibility, it’s the responsibility of the one who caused the death in the first place. Do not assume we will revive someone.


All of this said, we are not unreasonable. All thoughts and concerns from the community will be listened to, and we may revise our policy accordingly. You can talk to us here, approach us privately, contact us via Dissonance, or leave a note in our dropbox.

Thank you for your attention.

[personal profile] neverbeentogeorgia 2018-11-15 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Senpai: i had a feeling from the start wild city was right up there with those azrael fuckos
Senpai: no one else wanted to believe me tho
Senpai: the way i see it, the only way they're going to let me do anything for them is if they get hurt trying to do it their way first
Senpai: for softies, they're real fucking stubborn
Senpai: and i don't have the energy to fight that. i'm not their mom
Senpai: so that's what i'm going to let them do, to a point

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-11-15 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
John Doe: Feel like switching? Seems like we're both on the wrong team.

[personal profile] neverbeentogeorgia 2018-11-15 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Senpai: thx but i think im holding out for that team that does the property dmg
Senpai: def seems more my style

[personal profile] theyregooddogs 2018-11-15 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
John Doe: Haven't thought hard enough about what you'd look like with wolf ears and a tail, then.
John Doe: Your loss.