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[inspiteful]

Who: Eclipse (and other HSS), pep!pep! and AlcheME!
Where: Kitchen, then pep and alcheme dorms
When: Day 53 evening

[ Guess who's been in the kitchen the whole afternoon making porridge: this nerd.

Who also probably had some trouble trying to carry the pots of porridge upstairs but he's fine, he swears.]

Comments

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

Hmmmmm. . .[begins walking around him, THOUGHTFUL]

For you? Not really, you're always seeking out ways to help people, after all. Being a subordinate must come naturally to you!

Buuuut. . .I can't just take in every stray on the street, y'know? Not without proving their worth.

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

Well, that's fair. So what do you have in mind?

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

[??????

SQUINTS SUSPICIOUSLY]

Wooow, you're really up for it. Okee-doke, then I'll have to put you through the wringer, just like I did for Hurricane! By which I mean, ya gotta pass a test. A prank test.

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

[ HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO THE FRIENDSHIP THING SO HE'S TRYING,

Though admittedly the idea of a prank test is making him sweat a little, internally. ]

...A prank test.

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

That's riiight. Because of the secretive nature of my well known organization here, stealth is an absolute must! So ya gotta pull a prank. And I've got pleeenty of stuff to help you out, cuz I'm nice like that.

Sooo? Does that sound too difficult?

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

[ "I get the feeling I have never played a prank in my entire life until now." ]

...Okay then, I'll do my best.

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

[CLASPS HIS HANDS]

So it's settled! Neeheehee, don't forget proof, ya gotta snap a pic or something, 'kay? Or maybe I'll get a front row seat to the show!

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

[ Nts, try and ask for some ideas from people who are better at this than him. ]

You sure have high standards for minions, C.

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

But of course. If I didn't, literally everyone would be under my thumb now.

But it's still very curious. You'd try to join my crew on a whim? Or has this place just gotten very boring for you already?

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

If this place has gotten boring I'd have bigger problems to worry about.

...B indicated to me that this is how you do friendship, sooooo...

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

[B!!!!!]


Diiiiid he now. . .

So that means, you want to be my friend, riiiight?

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

Right.

[He! Might as well make it official!]

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

Hm. . .

Rejected!

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

Huh?

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

[snickers and takes his picture]

I'm lying.


Sure, why not? We can be friends.

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

[ SIIIIGH

Of relief and exasperation, but the former totes isn't obvious or so he likes to believe. ]

You and B both I swear...

Re: AlcheME!

[neigh_sayer]

Neeheehee! You're like an old man trapped in a kid's body, you're pretty funny. Still! We might be friends, but we can't be comrades until you pass your test.

Re: AlcheME!

[inspiteful]

Don't say that when you probably haven't seen an actual old man in a kid's body.

...I'll figure something out for a prank. [ Or get help with ideas, rather. ]