imeeji_frontstage | (no subject)

Thought we were talking about for C.

Oh no, I couldn't waste something like this on C. Plus, it'd bring out your eyes~

Edited 2018-10-30 06:00 (UTC)

Well, if it'd bring out my eyes, I guess I'm gonna have to try it on.

You gotta let me pick one for you, too, though.

Sure. You're the one with the big ruffle energy today, let's see what you've got.

Sounds like a challenge.

[He passes up a few quasi tasteful choices before he comes out with this thing.]

And lucky you, dude - I found just the one.

What

[Please hold, he's busy laughing.]

[just

staring]

How is this real...?

Someone had a vision.

Maybe that someone was blind. This will take away vision. This is a curse.

Maybe that someone was a witch. Literal ruffle curse.

Maybe it is meant for Alcheme. But even I'm not chaotic neutral enough to buy it.

You don't have to buy it - just try it on.

It's so bad though.

Okay, okay. I'll be nice.

How bout this one?

[makes a couple faces]

...It's better.

Jeez, you really gonna make me come up with something good?

If I gotta do pink and gold, you better live a little, too.

That one's barely pink at all! This one's...I mean, I can't complain about the color. Kinda makes me feel like I should have maracas or something though. It needs a really spectacular hat.

Edited 2018-11-01 04:46 (UTC)

So we'll get you a hat.

[WHERE ARE THE HATS, HE'S ON A MISSION.]

[Cravat or Hot happens to connect to Hat Trick, which has both an extensive haberdashery and also three hockey jerseys for the sake of a bad pun. Either way the hats await and they have many feathers. look at this hat he could own]

If you buy a hat is it automatically custom-sized to your head?

I mean, I guess it's gotta be, right? The clothes are.

[He picks up this hat and waves it toward her.]

Here you go, the hat of your dreams, dude.

Edited 2018-11-04 22:24 (UTC)

..........................It is on theme. Be ready to ride the black ships in to victory.

Just lemme know when we're takin off, captain.

We sail at dawn! Avast, we'll conquer all foes with our unsinkable ships!

[Grabbing this one for himself.]

Hoist the sails and man the crow's nest! The open sea awaits!

...you think I need an eye patch?