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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Idols
Where: Vid Room
When: Day 53

[A vid room post for post-game stress relief if you're into that]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

I dunno, dude, you'd be surprised by what you can do in spandex if you put your mind to it.

Not gonna say no to some cool swashbuckling gear, though.

[unbr8kable]

Gotta do heroic stuff in hero outfits. Not as good for chaotic neutral.

[crossmyheartandhope]

But what if you were a hero turned villain? Total alignment change, but you still got the outfit.

[Flipping through some of these clothes, looking for something good.]

[unbr8kable]

Then you'd have to wear a different color, or like...a scar on the mask or something. Otherwise, no one would know you were supposed to be evil.

[crossmyheartandhope]

What if that's what I was going for, though? Stealth villainy?

[Digging out this thing and holding it up.]

How bout this?

[unbr8kable]

I think it's you. Or you could go more modern.

[shows this off]

What's the point of being a villain if you don't get to twirl a mustache?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Going vaguely red.]

Dude, what's with you and my absolute area?

[unbr8kable]

Your leg's awesome, why wouldn't you wanna show it off?

[crossmyheartandhope]

That's what shorts're for.

[unbr8kable]

Wear shorts then, what's even the difference?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Cause if you wanna change a skirt into shorts, you gotta know how to sew.

[unbr8kable]

What's the difference between it being a skirt or a short in the first place unless you're afraid of chub rub? It's the same amount of leg.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I kinda feel like skirts come with like a 90% higher chance to get creepy fanmail.

[unbr8kable]

...Did you get a bunch of creepy fanmail?

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Just wait a couple days, my dude.]

Nah. Doesn't mean we gotta tempt fate, though, right?

[unbr8kable]

[right ugh i have too many threads open]

Maybe you could be smashing through barriers and redefining these oldfashioned tropes.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[I know those feels.]

...okay, here's the deal.

I'll wear the dress if you wear the bad shirt.

[unbr8kable]

[frowns

fffffrowns]

..............Just for like a picture, right? We're not talking actual purchases, are we?

[crossmyheartandhope]

No purchases. Pics only.

[unbr8kable]

--Fine. I'm not afraid of your challenge! Some dumb shirt's not gonna make a fool outta me!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, dude. Let's do this!

[unbr8kable]

Alright!

[stalks over to The Shirt, doing her best to avoid contact with the extra ruffles, and still...taking it...]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Helping himself to the dress. Wow this thing is short.]

[unbr8kable]

Well--okay. Last chance to chicken out before we do this.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You hate it that much, huh?