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[just

staring]

How is this real...?

Someone had a vision.

Maybe that someone was blind. This will take away vision. This is a curse.

Maybe that someone was a witch. Literal ruffle curse.

Maybe it is meant for Alcheme. But even I'm not chaotic neutral enough to buy it.

You don't have to buy it - just try it on.

It's so bad though.

Okay, okay. I'll be nice.

How bout this one?

[makes a couple faces]

...It's better.

Jeez, you really gonna make me come up with something good?

If I gotta do pink and gold, you better live a little, too.

That one's barely pink at all! This one's...I mean, I can't complain about the color. Kinda makes me feel like I should have maracas or something though. It needs a really spectacular hat.

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So we'll get you a hat.

[WHERE ARE THE HATS, HE'S ON A MISSION.]

[Cravat or Hot happens to connect to Hat Trick, which has both an extensive haberdashery and also three hockey jerseys for the sake of a bad pun. Either way the hats await and they have many feathers. look at this hat he could own]

If you buy a hat is it automatically custom-sized to your head?

I mean, I guess it's gotta be, right? The clothes are.

[He picks up this hat and waves it toward her.]

Here you go, the hat of your dreams, dude.

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..........................It is on theme. Be ready to ride the black ships in to victory.

Just lemme know when we're takin off, captain.

We sail at dawn! Avast, we'll conquer all foes with our unsinkable ships!

[Grabbing this one for himself.]

Hoist the sails and man the crow's nest! The open sea awaits!

...you think I need an eye patch?

Most definitely! We'll get you a whole swashbuckling outfit--I don't think you can be a dashing rogue in spandex.

I dunno, dude, you'd be surprised by what you can do in spandex if you put your mind to it.

Not gonna say no to some cool swashbuckling gear, though.

Gotta do heroic stuff in hero outfits. Not as good for chaotic neutral.

But what if you were a hero turned villain? Total alignment change, but you still got the outfit.

[Flipping through some of these clothes, looking for something good.]

Then you'd have to wear a different color, or like...a scar on the mask or something. Otherwise, no one would know you were supposed to be evil.

What if that's what I was going for, though? Stealth villainy?

[Digging out this thing and holding it up.]

How bout this?

I think it's you. Or you could go more modern.

[shows this off]

What's the point of being a villain if you don't get to twirl a mustache?