More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

[ RISE AND SHINE AND BROADCAST YOUR SECRETS TO THE WORLD ]

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[neigh_sayer]

[what in the shit. just, watching it replay on their couch or something]

So. . .did we accidentally name you D for Double Dead, or--[FUCK AN AD POPPED UP MIDWAY]

--huh? Are these memories sponsored?!

[maxxximumeffort]

Don't cut off right when I die!!! Christ, that totally ruins the moment! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T STREAM MEMORIES FROM ILLEGAL WEBSITES

[neigh_sayer]

It's buffering. . .and super LQ. Am I like, supposed to speculate? Is there a funeral scene next? Does it start raining and that other old guy stands up and pretends he's not sad? Is a body double? That suit's really dark compared to your usual flashiness.

[maxxximumeffort]

Dude, why weren't you watching it when it was playing without skipping?! Am I going to have to sit here and tell you all about my memory manually while you wait for this shit to load? Because you cannot possibly guess what happens next at all.

[neigh_sayer]

I was tiiiired. Oh wait there it goes, shhhh. Now let's see--

Oh. Hm.

Huuuuuh.

Woah!

Aw...ah?

Well that explains tha--huh??

What the hell!

Oooh. . .

Um.

. . .

Huh.

[neigh_sayer]

. . .

[pats him on the head if he's leanin over the couch]

Sorry about making fun of the cancer.

And that was a terrible soundtrack, but I kinda want the Take Me On song?

That aside wow what a clusterfuck.

[maxxximumeffort]

[groans... rubs his face]

Uuugh no, please make fun of the ugly part, how can you NOT, it's just sad if you can't.

But I don't heal. But I'm alive. I think... that means I'm cured?

Shit, Wire's arm. Did you SEE that?

[neigh_sayer]

Oh don't worry, that hasn't changed. You die and THAT'S what you pick for your ascended heavenly look? Jeeze, raise the bar a bit, won't you?

[HE COULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE ANYONE, AND HE PICKS THAT STANDARD GUY LOOK, JEEZE]

I saw a looooot of things. You should really stop throwing yourself in the way of danger, but I suppose that's instinct.

[maxxximumeffort]

Wow, excuse you. That's probably how I actually look without all the failed human transmutation skin.

And it was for a good reason.

[neigh_sayer]

Aha, that's pretty unfortunate for you!

[turning the memory off before another ad plays]

And I could tell. Saving that kid or whatever, right? A little cliche and it would have been super awkward if it went straight through you and hit him anyway, but an admirable gesture, true!

[maxxximumeffort]

Nah, I knew it would throw off the bullet's trajectory, I'm. Really good with bullets.

[neigh_sayer]

Do you need to talk about it, Papa-chan?

[maxxximumeffort]

About what, being good with bullets? Please. I feel like that's a really important skill if I wanna be a dad to a bunch of anime characters.

[neigh_sayer]

Well I'm suddenly feeling called out. But as the whole class has learned, you are super good at dying, just as much as deflecting! And until you learn how to rewind or whatever the hell I just watched, keep the heroics to a minimum, m'kay?

Am I gonna have to give Uncle Wire this talk too?

[maxxximumeffort]

Gosh. You're so... worried about me.

[neigh_sayer]

Of course I am! Double D is like the father I never had..........and it's totally got nothing to do with the fact that you're a very valuable asset to the AlcheME brand, so acting like a meatshield all willy-nilly would be super uncute until we've built up our own image enough to dramatize the act and cash in on it for sweet points.

Nooo way, this is all 100% genuine concern for your well being!

[maxxximumeffort]

Fuck, you adorable little trash receptacle. How is my team so perfect for me?

[boops his nose.]