More Memory Projecting

[toodeeptoford]

 Who: errybody
Where: Convinient Screens.  Conscreenvient.
When: day 4, bright and early

[ RISE AND SHINE AND BROADCAST YOUR SECRETS TO THE WORLD ]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

Aha, that's pretty unfortunate for you!

[turning the memory off before another ad plays]

And I could tell. Saving that kid or whatever, right? A little cliche and it would have been super awkward if it went straight through you and hit him anyway, but an admirable gesture, true!

[maxxximumeffort]

Nah, I knew it would throw off the bullet's trajectory, I'm. Really good with bullets.

[neigh_sayer]

Do you need to talk about it, Papa-chan?

[maxxximumeffort]

About what, being good with bullets? Please. I feel like that's a really important skill if I wanna be a dad to a bunch of anime characters.

[neigh_sayer]

Well I'm suddenly feeling called out. But as the whole class has learned, you are super good at dying, just as much as deflecting! And until you learn how to rewind or whatever the hell I just watched, keep the heroics to a minimum, m'kay?

Am I gonna have to give Uncle Wire this talk too?

[maxxximumeffort]

Gosh. You're so... worried about me.

[neigh_sayer]

Of course I am! Double D is like the father I never had..........and it's totally got nothing to do with the fact that you're a very valuable asset to the AlcheME brand, so acting like a meatshield all willy-nilly would be super uncute until we've built up our own image enough to dramatize the act and cash in on it for sweet points.

Nooo way, this is all 100% genuine concern for your well being!

[maxxximumeffort]

Fuck, you adorable little trash receptacle. How is my team so perfect for me?

[boops his nose.]