normal man returns

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheMe!
Where: Alch dorms
When: Day 454 Afternoon

[P is BACK from working at HELL STARBUCKS and bursting/stumbling thru the doors]


What the hell happened? I couldn't even call to check on anyone because my voicemail is full!! Where is I??

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[morelikefakespeareamirite]

If there’s a casket assume it wasn’t me then.

[Sinks into the ball put more]

[darkroastbean]

[SLOSHES THRU BALLS TO TRY AND PULL HIM UP]

Why are you running away?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Allowing this to happen but sure not making it easier]

That depends, why aren't you apologizing?

[darkroastbean]

[AGGRESSIVELY...DRAGS....]

How am I supposed to apologize if you won't even look at me?! Dammit, you're heavier than I thought--!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It's the weight of living.

[darkroastbean]

Did you eat a depression cupcake or something?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I got a memory. I assume it's basically the same thing.

[darkroastbean]

Yeah, you mentioned that in one of the messages. Though I also recall you saying you weren't gonna tell me about it!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Where were you anyways?

[darkroastbean]

[Dragging to ballpit steps!!!]

I got recruited to work at some dumb coffee shop for what I think was a movie, it was kind of vague. I didn't get paid for it at all, and didn't even know how much time had went by til I got back! It's probably what happened to Y and the others, too.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Letting himself be dragged to shore like the weirdest episode of passive aggressive Baywatch]

It sounds like you had a terrible time....good.

[darkroastbean]

It wouldn't have been so bad if demon customer service didn't suck so much. Anyway, sorry for worrying you guys. You didn't have to blow up my phone though, I thought you guys were going through some shit.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Stands up finally and wades through the balls the rest of the way, climbing out of the pit]

I didn't have to...but I also didn't intend to worry you. I thought it might be annoying.

[darkroastbean]

Oh, now you can walk! And rest assured, it was very annoying. I couldn't get any messages from anyone else because of you.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Don't go away again and you won't have that problem, there. A solution.

[darkroastbean]

Wow, that never occurred to me. Thanks for opening my eyes. [climbing out the pit too]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

It's okay, we can't all be as wise as me.

[Holds out a hand to help him]

[darkroastbean]

[???? helping hand ???? takes it]

You're a wise something, that's for sure.

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

I can accept that.

[darkroastbean]

Wow, that's the first time you've said something so straight forward!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Releases his hand, letting P fall back into the pit]

Whoops.

[darkroastbean]

[scREAMS]



IIIIIIIIII--!!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

Youuuuuuuu.

[Whistles and heads for the kitchen]

[darkroastbean]

[top ten betrayals

gonna lay in the balls for a bit before he gets up to make sure I isn't putting new shit into the coffee maker]

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[No weird shit, just digging through the fridge]