normal man returns

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheMe!
Where: Alch dorms
When: Day 454 Afternoon

[P is BACK from working at HELL STARBUCKS and bursting/stumbling thru the doors]


What the hell happened? I couldn't even call to check on anyone because my voicemail is full!! Where is I??

Comments

[doublefried]

I bet he's around here somewhere. Welcome back, by the way.

[darkroastbean]

There's a voicemail of him just hissing into the phone! Are you guys okay??

[doublefried]

He got drunk on Honesty Liquor.

[darkroastbean]

I--what?

[doublefried]

We had a game with emotion effects, and alcohol made you honest.

[darkroastbean]

[looks at his phone


is not sure how to interpret a voicemail full of hissing, among the other rants]

I. I see.

Wait, so, everyone's okay?

[doublefried]

Yeah, we're all fine! O got transferred off the unit but that's kinda normal around here.

[darkroastbean]

Right after Y. . .

Well that's. That's not good, but I'm glad it isn't something horrible like I thought. The impression I got is that people thought I was dead.

[doublefried]

Oh, we did give you a eulogy, but it was more of a joke eulogy.

[darkroastbean]

[wheeze]

I'm flattered. And relieved no one is really hurt or upset. Is that all I missed?

[doublefried]

That's all! Where'd they send you, by the way?

[darkroastbean]

I think they were filming something and needed extras in a coffee shop, except they kept me working there even when the cameras weren't rolling. Seriously, this place is so exploitative.

[doublefried]

We really need to unionize.

[darkroastbean]

Somehow not a thing I see hell looking kindly on!

[doublefried]

The union makes us strong, P.

[darkroastbean]

Does it??

Anyway, hopefully I'm not taken away again. . .I've been here a while now but I've still never played in a game before, I feel behind.

[doublefried]

You probably woulda liked this one or Old Maid. Well, you'll get one next time!

[darkroastbean]

There was a card game too?? [HUFFS]

That's it, I'm definitely making the next one! I can contribute too, dangit.

[doublefried]

Next time we'll come out in force!

[featherbeaned]

Pip! You're back!

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

[Shrinks down and books it to the ball pit]

[alchemechanical]

Welcome back, a game, would you like me to expand your storage space, you are here.

[darkroastbean]

I'm back. . .I got really worried something happened.

[darkroastbean]

You!! I!

[darkroastbean]

--no I meant I, not me!

Wait, can we upgrade our phones?