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[afailedmurder]

Who: A (to Z)
Where: Hotel lobby
When: 30 seconds after C's live ends

[A's out in his wizardliest of wizard outfits (not the beard, though, you couldn't pay him to wear that beard) and has downed a sparkle potion for the cameras.]

Are you feeling lost to the cruel whims of fate? Well, it's back by popular demand: The AlcheME! fortune-telling live! I'll be down in the lobby for the next few hours giving rune readings to your questions. Call a counter-live and get a three-point spread!

I'll also be collecting completely optional donations, 100% of which will be put toward the effort of getting more information from our captors. And if you're not interested in fortunetelling, I can also offer detective work and potion distribution. Ask what A can do for you!

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[acappsella]

[ and then once he's switched off the feed, he's looking to A ]

Alright, fortune please~

[afailedmurder]

Any questions you'd like to ask the powers that be before I get started?

[acappsella]

Hmmm . . . Will it rain tomorrow?

[afailedmurder]

Let's find out!

[lays out three runes]

Hmm... birch tree, chalice, and ice. A hailstorm will damage the local vegetation but be excellent for chilling drinks?

[acappsella]

What!? Don't curse our vegetation like that!? We only have the greenhouse here!!

[afailedmurder]

That wasn't me — the runes spoke for themselves! But I do understand my responsibility. I'll my power to overturn this curse!

[turns all of the runes face-down on the table]

[acappsella]

Wait, can you just overturn curses just like that!?

[afailedmurder]

Naturally. An AlcheME's power is no mere parlor trick.