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[afailedmurder]

Who: A (to Z)
Where: Hotel lobby
When: 30 seconds after C's live ends

[A's out in his wizardliest of wizard outfits (not the beard, though, you couldn't pay him to wear that beard) and has downed a sparkle potion for the cameras.]

Are you feeling lost to the cruel whims of fate? Well, it's back by popular demand: The AlcheME! fortune-telling live! I'll be down in the lobby for the next few hours giving rune readings to your questions. Call a counter-live and get a three-point spread!

I'll also be collecting completely optional donations, 100% of which will be put toward the effort of getting more information from our captors. And if you're not interested in fortunetelling, I can also offer detective work and potion distribution. Ask what A can do for you!

Comments

[columbidaring]

A for Efficient! A for Glittery! A for Divination!

[afailedmurder]

[THOSE DON'T EVEN START WITH A]

...Adept, agleam, augury?

[rollplayinghouse]

Am I allowed to sit down here if you're here?

[afailedmurder]

Of course. Would you like a fortune? Or would you prefer a pillow?

[liarliarliar]

[after he's done terrorizing C, here comes B! in his future is now look]

A can Absolutely do Anything~

[afailedmurder]

And B is looking Brilliantly Bold today.

[we_meet_again]

[couldn't sleep because he had some stuff on his mind]

Ah... actually, I do have some questions... Are serious ones okay or is this for like, silly questions only?

[afailedmurder]

You're welcome to ask whatever you like. The runes and I will do our best to answer.

TRR counter-live: escort

[acappsella]

[ switching on to broadcast from the lobby: ]

Good evening, everyone! Since we were invited to, this Ken is going to take up our fellow idol's offer ☆

For the next few hours, this Taisho Roman Revolutionary is here to escort you! It's getting more and more dangerous by the day, right? It's scary~ But there's strength and safety in numbers! This bodyguard escort service will keep you safe and keep you company from your door to the lobby 🎵

If you're interested, just message Ken on our messaging app! Message me, okay? ☆

[rollplayinghouse]

Really...?

Re: TRR counter-live: escort

[columbidaring]

Is that being a body guard or being an elevator attendant?

Re: TRR counter-live: escort

[neigh_sayer]

[WELL here's a miniature alcheme in a jar with holes poking through the top

rolls into their foot]

Escort me!

[afailedmurder]

I could use a bit of a break. Would you escort me to the door and back?

[as long as we're not pretending any of this is real]

Re: TRR counter-live: escort

[crossmyheartandhope]

hey dude
in dire need of an escort here
SOS

[acappsella]

[ and then once he's switched off the feed, he's looking to A ]

Alright, fortune please~

[afailedmurder]

Any questions you'd like to ask the powers that be before I get started?

[neigh_sayer]

[rolls up in a

small mason jar]

A TELL MY FORTUNE, WILL I BE FREE SOON

[afailedmurder]

Let me consult with the runes.

[pulls two runes out and places them on either side of the jar]

"My sources say no."

[liarliarliar]

...

[picks up the jar]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What can A do for me?

[afailedmurder]

Engage you in a debate, perhaps?

[AN INSPIRATIONAL COUNTER-LIVE]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Slapping the MEDIA ATTENTION button on his phone.]

A, my dude. No one needs to ask what you can do for us. We've totally met you.

Not only do you have the power of mysticism on your side, you've totally got the power of detective work going for you, too. If your window into what's coming up ever closes, you can just Sherlock it up and deduce what the future's gonna bring, instead.

You have got this fortune nailed. Whatever you say's gonna come to pass, like a thousand and ten percent for sure.

[afailedmurder]

[well, for better or worse this has successfully gotten him pumped up]

With a ringing endorsement like that, I should certainly hope so! Upon what darkness shall I shed the light of knowledge?

[nohalation]

Oh, you’re sparkly! How pretty!

[afailedmurder]

That's the aura of a sorcerer.

[scarvedforlife]

Me pick me I want to peer into the eyes of the future presented to me by a young man of sparkling mystery!

[afailedmurder]

Then let us peer deeply.

[pulling a fancy rock out of his fancy rock bag]

This is "Man." It represents friendship.