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[liarliarliar]

Who: Alcheme
Where: Alcheme dorms
When: Day 409, post game

[well Alcheme. We did it.

We got through the hunger games. C became the Five Nights at Freddie's. Our Sweet Baby died tragically. But in the end with the power of magic and healing and traumatizing several people....

Alcheme is again Mostly Whole. Mostly.

What will they do now? probably like nap, prepare for dates, complain, sit in the ball pit. you know: alcheme stuff]

Comments

[doublefried]

Mix sleeping pills into everything.

[featherbeaned]

[ pauses like, half a second ]

That's valid but is it genuine.

[ because she can and will, wow you look exhausted ]

[doublefried]

Maybe on the side, as garnish.

[featherbeaned]

Gotcha. [ sleeping pill dipping sauces it is ]

Also, lemme know if you want any help with preening.

[doublefried]

I somehow didn't get any blood on my wings this time... I'll probably come to you for help pre-date.

[featherbeaned]

Holy shit, that is impressive.

[ ... a li'l quieter ] I'm proud of us.

Most of us.

C lost points for.

[ that ]

[doublefried]

C is In Trouble.

[featherbeaned]

Too right he is.

[ frowns at the nest!! ]

C, short for Child Committing Crimesthat'llgiveusgreyhairsandknocktwentyyearsoffourlives.

[doublefried]

C, short for Could you Cope better please.

[featherbeaned]

Please, C "Can't Stop Won't Stop" AlcheMe.

[doublefried]

That said, all things considered, for being in absolute Hall-of-Shame last place in a 'murder each other' game?

We did really well.

[featherbeaned]

We did amazing at doing whatever the fuck we wanted to do.

Long may our reign continue.

[doublefried]

Well, in terms of damage taken. One member down and one member C is really good for a battle royale.

[featherbeaned]

'specially compared with the other units ...

[doublefried]

Yeah. So honestly, there might actually be some strategic value to 'spend an entire death game fucking around'.

[featherbeaned]

Hah. Yeah. There was plenty of stuff in the environment that could fuck you up and send you crazy, but ...

[ Shrugs!! And gestures at her wrist ]

I only got this 'cause I beat the shit out a parade for interrupting my date.

[doublefried]

But you did get to keep the date going, so it's a win probably.

[featherbeaned]

Oh, totally! Worth every bruise.

I got to ask him out. Like. Properly! Officially! I have a boyfriend now!

[doublefried]

Came out ahead in the death game!

[featherbeaned]

I know how to do it right.

[ Pulls out a scrunchie tho ]

Gimme a hand putting my hair up so it doesn't get icky? [ And so she doesn't shed, ]

[doublefried]

The real winner here!

[ takes the scrunchie, time to DO BESTIE'S HAIR ]

Ponytail? Bun?

[featherbeaned]

If you can wrangle my hair into a bun I will be genuinely impressed.

[doublefried]

It might have to be a loose bun.

[featherbeaned]

Do your best!

[doublefried]

[ ATTEMPTS...

ATTEMPTS...



ATTEMPTS.........

gives up and puts the whole thing in a simple braid then fastens it with scrunchie ]

Okay, there.