Eichi Tenshouin (
syckophant) wrote in
imeeji_frontstage2021-07-24 06:20 pm
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Calling All Musicians!
Who: Idols!
Where: Setagaya Public Theatre
When: Afternoon, 385
Good afternoon, Idols~
[Eichi waves a little from a seat in the audience near the stage.]
And I do mean Idols. Tenn and I are looking to set up a unit. Nothing like the teams we all get together and play ‘fun’ games in, but a group of performers who can sing and dance, write music and entertain! The problem is that we can’t really play all of the instruments ourselves, certainly not WHILE we are performing, so we are in desperate need of people to play things like guitars, drums… maybe a saxophone or a trumpet… honestly I am flexible on what the instruments are.
If you want to sing too, you are welcome to try, but know that I will be a harsh judge, and so will the other judges, I am sure, fufufu!!!
[ From the seat next to Eichi, Tenn gives a small wave as well, when he’s done speaking -- ! ]
I don’t plan on judging gently, at all. It’s the right of a career Idol to have high-standards when it comes to forming something like a new generation, isn’t it? After having the word be used by this production as something like an insult for so long, it only makes sense for us to reclaim our titles and our jobs with seriousness. And so, my role today, here … Mm, for now, let’s call it “harvesting the talent of Imeeji”, I suppose. If that sounds too seedy and executive, good.
Fufufu. Tenn-san is direct and to the point.
[ Tsukasa smoothly chimes in with a smile, though continues on seriously. ]
However, I agree. Forgive us, but we have built our lives around our passion and have invested many hundreds of thousands of hours into our work and improving. Join a group with half-hearted devotion, and you will pull the entire unit down. If you simply desire to have fun, then there are other alternatives to becoming an idol. Karaoke, or a music club, perhaps? Strict lessons are the only way to improve after all. Naturally, working as an idol is exciting and brings a great amount of joy to oneself and others. But that must be backed up with a real desire to improve and hard work.
With that in mind, I hope there are others who are just as disappointed with the producer’s loose definition of what it means to be an idol. And who are interested in playing an instrument or performing. Friendly competition is good among individuals and encourages growth. So try-out…? As an idol and member of the honorable unit avante, I would be delighted to see what talent others have to offer. ♪
[Kino gives a smooth grin.]
As someone who doesn’t know a thing about professional singing, any judgments made about the quality of the performances should be rated by someone else. So for that purpose, I’ll be conducting a poll for each candidate. Please rate all performances from one to ten, with one being “so terrible they shouldn’t be allowed onstage” and ten being “I would pay full price to watch more of their performances.”
[ Off to the side, Kaguya simply lifts her shoulders in a slight shrug with a light smile. ]
Ah well… if anyone has a rough time of things, sensitIV will be there for some well deserved self-care. I’ll give you all the headpats! And maybe some tea to calm down with? Or maybe some tea to calm your nerves before the audition? It can work both ways. Don’t sweat the details!
[Izanagi sits next to her, a giant bowl of popcorn in his lap.]
Audience members can always come over to watch with some friends, too ♪ It’s important for everyone to catch a break once in a while!
[From the back of the room, Hurricane gives a wave that's trying a little too hard to be casual]
Whoever's doing the showbiz thing, hit me up if you want SFX. I got your lighting and glitter and pyrotechnics and whatever, if you really wanna show off.
[This is a joint live! so far, hosts are BARiTONES, LiliS, avante en garde, pep!pep!, sensitIV, Heart Soldier Senshi, Taisho Roman Revolution, and future is now,
and those units will receive 1350 points, all others will be getting 1200!]
Where: Setagaya Public Theatre
When: Afternoon, 385
Good afternoon, Idols~
[Eichi waves a little from a seat in the audience near the stage.]
And I do mean Idols. Tenn and I are looking to set up a unit. Nothing like the teams we all get together and play ‘fun’ games in, but a group of performers who can sing and dance, write music and entertain! The problem is that we can’t really play all of the instruments ourselves, certainly not WHILE we are performing, so we are in desperate need of people to play things like guitars, drums… maybe a saxophone or a trumpet… honestly I am flexible on what the instruments are.
If you want to sing too, you are welcome to try, but know that I will be a harsh judge, and so will the other judges, I am sure, fufufu!!!
[ From the seat next to Eichi, Tenn gives a small wave as well, when he’s done speaking -- ! ]
I don’t plan on judging gently, at all. It’s the right of a career Idol to have high-standards when it comes to forming something like a new generation, isn’t it? After having the word be used by this production as something like an insult for so long, it only makes sense for us to reclaim our titles and our jobs with seriousness. And so, my role today, here … Mm, for now, let’s call it “harvesting the talent of Imeeji”, I suppose. If that sounds too seedy and executive, good.
Fufufu. Tenn-san is direct and to the point.
[ Tsukasa smoothly chimes in with a smile, though continues on seriously. ]
However, I agree. Forgive us, but we have built our lives around our passion and have invested many hundreds of thousands of hours into our work and improving. Join a group with half-hearted devotion, and you will pull the entire unit down. If you simply desire to have fun, then there are other alternatives to becoming an idol. Karaoke, or a music club, perhaps? Strict lessons are the only way to improve after all. Naturally, working as an idol is exciting and brings a great amount of joy to oneself and others. But that must be backed up with a real desire to improve and hard work.
With that in mind, I hope there are others who are just as disappointed with the producer’s loose definition of what it means to be an idol. And who are interested in playing an instrument or performing. Friendly competition is good among individuals and encourages growth. So try-out…? As an idol and member of the honorable unit avante, I would be delighted to see what talent others have to offer. ♪
[Kino gives a smooth grin.]
As someone who doesn’t know a thing about professional singing, any judgments made about the quality of the performances should be rated by someone else. So for that purpose, I’ll be conducting a poll for each candidate. Please rate all performances from one to ten, with one being “so terrible they shouldn’t be allowed onstage” and ten being “I would pay full price to watch more of their performances.”
[ Off to the side, Kaguya simply lifts her shoulders in a slight shrug with a light smile. ]
Ah well… if anyone has a rough time of things, sensitIV will be there for some well deserved self-care. I’ll give you all the headpats! And maybe some tea to calm down with? Or maybe some tea to calm your nerves before the audition? It can work both ways. Don’t sweat the details!
[Izanagi sits next to her, a giant bowl of popcorn in his lap.]
Audience members can always come over to watch with some friends, too ♪ It’s important for everyone to catch a break once in a while!
[From the back of the room, Hurricane gives a wave that's trying a little too hard to be casual]
Whoever's doing the showbiz thing, hit me up if you want SFX. I got your lighting and glitter and pyrotechnics and whatever, if you really wanna show off.
[This is a joint live! so far, hosts are BARiTONES, LiliS, avante en garde, pep!pep!, sensitIV, Heart Soldier Senshi, Taisho Roman Revolution, and future is now,
and those units will receive 1350 points, all others will be getting 1200!]

POLL - RATE THOSE PERFORMANCES
The actual talk to Kino toplevel
Feel Free to Perform Here~
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Though Technokinesis does not actually require physical or vocal input, and despite the fact that this is strictly instrumental, he still gestures subtly as he plays, as though conducting an orchestra (though the movements are different from actual conducting), and whispers something under his breath - a way for him to keep his concentration, probably.
He looks a little tired and maybe shaken by the end of it, but satisfied nonetheless.]
Eichi top-level for chatting
[He might also give you booze if you ask nice but he WILL judge you if you are intending to perform while drunk.]
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[hehe sacrilegious stuff]
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Kaguya Top Level + Self-care
[ Patting your head....!! And wishing everyone good luck, or telling them it was a job well done once they finish up. ]
Feeling all right?
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Well, the guy who was going to perform with me left too, so I'd have to come up with a whole new routine.
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[She wants head pats even if she's not aiming to perform.]
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Tsukasa top-level for chit-chat
Will you be auditioning?
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Get your show-offy SFX here
Hey, whatcha need? I can man the spot light, I got glitter, I can make props... lemme know what you need to shine, my dude.
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When's the show start?
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I wouldn't mind giving it a try.
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[doesn't really intend to actually like, try to join this group.]
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Taisho counterlive
or something.]
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Chat with Izanagi
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Slowly opens her mouth. she is closer but not too close.]
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[Just standing around grumbling with his arms crossed. Yes he plays an instrument, no he's not going to perform. Here to watch everyone else instead thanks.]
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Lily is dropping down from above with twin daggers poised to stab
what do you do Verge]
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I can't play any instruments, but I can sing, and I've been practicing mimicking - [ Ahem. First she mimics a brief flute solo, then a piccolo, a clarinet, and finally ]
[ a recorder ]
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Oh, wow...
Can you only imitate a song you've already heard or can you make a new song with those sounds?
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Talk To Tenn!!
Remember - If you think your best is good enough, it isn't. So, do better than your best to impress me.
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[Don't mind her if she just plunks herself down into the nearest seat available.]
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At this rate, Tenn and I will be forming an acapella group! But really, don't let the fact that we're judging stop you. We simply need artists who have some ability to play and the willingness to learn!
But I understand, too. Were I back at home, we would have many hundreds of candidates, and most of them we'd have to turn away, so we can seem harsh.
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EXPERIMENT - FIND THAT TALENT
And I'm here to help people experiment and find what manner of instrument they may enjoy playing! I've done my best to provide a wide selection, so I hope everyone can find something they like.
[Levity has a whole bunch of instruments all neatly set out for people to peruse! Guitar (comes in acoustic, electric and bass flavours), violin, keyboard, drum set, piano, cello, saxophone, trumpet, harp, accordion, maracas, bagpipe uh, did he buy all these things? Did he steal them? Where did they come from?
For those interested in a more modern approach - or for members of fin, - there's also a synthesizer available! And it's a fancy as hell one. Whatever instrument you may want, it's in there. That's science.
In the middle of everything, in a place of honour, is The Triangle. Can there be a better instrument? Just look at that perfect triangular form. There is nothing more wondrous, and no greater mastery to achieve.]
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