i want pancakes so bad you guys

[selfpreservationist]

Who: Idols
Where: Hotel lobby (or wherever you get your memories)
When: Day 363, morning to afternoon

[would you like some memories with your breakfast? no? TOO BAD. come on down to the all-you-can-eat memory buffet!]

Comments

[angleordevil]

[immediately feels bad for snapping]

...Okay.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Reaching up to pat his head. ]

You'll have to be meaner than that to scare me off.

[angleordevil]

[accepts pats moodily]

I don't want to.

[scarvedforlife]

I appreciate it.

[angleordevil]

... Thank you.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Pat pat pet. ]

Anytime. I do give excellent cuddles, after all.

[angleordevil]

I shall not turn them down, in times of need.

[scarvedforlife]

Hopefully you won't feel in need of them often.

I mean I will cuddle even when bad feelings aren't happening, so hopefully less sad cuddles and more cute and fun cuddles.

[angleordevil]

I prefer the latter as well.

[scarvedforlife]

Then we'll have to schedule more of them.

[angleordevil]

I suppose we must.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Holds up his phone, waggling it. ]

I've recorded your verbal agreement no take backs.

[angleordevil]

[...

tries to snatch his phone]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Screech and tries to hold it over his hea- oh wait. ]

[angleordevil]

[TALL YOINK]

[scarvedforlife]

Thief!!

[angleordevil]

Sneak.

[holding the phone out of Sho's reach, but it's not like he knows how to delete the recording.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ Reaaaach. ]

I was joking!

[angleordevil]

[tries to keep holding it away]

Too bad. Mine now.

[scarvedforlife]

How could you take the livelihood of young males everywhere??

[angleordevil]

... It's just yours.

[scarvedforlife]

... You don't know that.

[angleordevil]

. . .

[he does not know that]

[scarvedforlife]

[ ... Reaches for the phone again. ]

[angleordevil]

Ah-ah.

[boops his nose with his free hand, getting up on tiptoe in his effort to keep it out of reach.]