imeeji_frontstage | fanmail + theme announcement + special guest star announcement!

Who: Everyone's got mail!
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 360noscope

[ Hey, is fanmail a little late this time around? Or maybe it's hard to tell. As we all know, time is fake and gold is the only thing really worth purchasing.

Also, fanmail is the only thing worth keeping around! The boxes are filling up the hotel lobby a little more than usual, though maybe that's because there are a lot more bodies to fill the hotel lobby anyway. (Alive bodies, not dead bodies. Not yet.)

Your phone buzzes—oh, it must be that time. ]

Producers: Having fun with all the new kids, everyone?
Producers: We noticed there were a few of these here, so this one must be EZclap for you! So without further ado:
Producers: Out with the old, in with the new! Reciprocation and Dress-Up are over, now it's ✨✨✨FAMILY✨✨✨ and ✨✨✨NATURE✨✨✨ for you!
Producers: Wouldn't "Nature" and "Nurture" be better theme words?
Producers: Oh well, not my problem!
Producers: Anyway, see you all laaaaaaaaaaateeeer~

[ For guest stars, however, you seem to have received a different message: ]

Producers: Hey, losers!

[ oh. Wait?

No, that message seems to be gone. You must have imagined it. ]

Producers: Hello, guest stars!
Producers: Getting used to things yet?
Producers: Maybe don't start settling in yet~
Producers: See, here's the deal. We've got a few new contracts, soooo we're changing things around a little.
Producers: Boy, you guys are popular. Lucky lucky, you could be rotting in Hell, but there are fetishists everywhere I guess.
Producers: You lucky stars who get contracts don't have to play by the competition rules~ Oh, but you unlucky bastards who don't will still have to play~
Producers: To reflect your new state of life, we're dividing up your dorms too. Competitors will get their own side and non-competitors will get their other side~
Producers: Oh, and by the way, the one who's buying all the dorm upgrades? Hey, you're only going to be here for like, ███████? You seriously wanna do this?
Producers: Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, since all that's happening, there's also gonna be some ranking changes. It'll probably change around . . . don't panic when the numbers move up and down, okay?
Producers: Or do. Not my problem!
Producers: Oh, one last thing:
Producers: The older kids here are gonna get to judge you all at the end of the show. The most popular are gonna be the MVPs, with a ~special~ reward . . .
Producers: That's right, you guessed it! Even if your unit eats shit and loses like sad pieces of shit, if you're the shining beacon in your unit who manages to get eeeeeeveryone to like you or whatever, you'll be able to get yourself out of this hellhole!
Producers: Doesn't matter if the rest of you fall in a pit, you'll be the lucky survivor~
Producers: So generous! So magnanimous! You would think this wasn't Hell! Could this be ............ Heaven!?
Producers: LOL

[ And, true to word, the dorms have been split—it isn't a major difference in the end, as common rooms are shared, but the rooms have shifted such that the competitors are on the left side and the non-competitors are on the right side of each dorm. Guest stars will now be able to see on their profiles whether they are Competitors (Scored) or Non-competitors (Unscored). ]

[ Please make sure to make a SFW toplevel and then respond to your toplevel with your NSFW reaction prompts! Here's an example of what that looks like! ]