fanmail + theme announcement + special guest star announcement!

[idolpro]

Who: Everyone's got mail!
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 360noscope

[ Hey, is fanmail a little late this time around? Or maybe it's hard to tell. As we all know, time is fake and gold is the only thing really worth purchasing.

Also, fanmail is the only thing worth keeping around! The boxes are filling up the hotel lobby a little more than usual, though maybe that's because there are a lot more bodies to fill the hotel lobby anyway. (Alive bodies, not dead bodies. Not yet.)

Your phone buzzes—oh, it must be that time. ]

Producers: Having fun with all the new kids, everyone?
Producers: We noticed there were a few of these here, so this one must be EZclap for you! So without further ado:
Producers: Out with the old, in with the new! Reciprocation and Dress-Up are over, now it's ✨✨✨FAMILY✨✨✨ and ✨✨✨NATURE✨✨✨ for you!
Producers: Wouldn't "Nature" and "Nurture" be better theme words?
Producers: Oh well, not my problem!
Producers: Anyway, see you all laaaaaaaaaaateeeer~

[ For guest stars, however, you seem to have received a different message: ]

Producers: Hey, losers!

[ oh. Wait?

No, that message seems to be gone. You must have imagined it. ]

Producers: Hello, guest stars!
Producers: Getting used to things yet?
Producers: Maybe don't start settling in yet~
Producers: See, here's the deal. We've got a few new contracts, soooo we're changing things around a little.
Producers: Boy, you guys are popular. Lucky lucky, you could be rotting in Hell, but there are fetishists everywhere I guess.
Producers: You lucky stars who get contracts don't have to play by the competition rules~ Oh, but you unlucky bastards who don't will still have to play~
Producers: To reflect your new state of life, we're dividing up your dorms too. Competitors will get their own side and non-competitors will get their other side~
Producers: Oh, and by the way, the one who's buying all the dorm upgrades? Hey, you're only going to be here for like, ███████? You seriously wanna do this?
Producers: Aaaaaaaaaaaanyway, since all that's happening, there's also gonna be some ranking changes. It'll probably change around . . . don't panic when the numbers move up and down, okay?
Producers: Or do. Not my problem!
Producers: Oh, one last thing:
Producers: The older kids here are gonna get to judge you all at the end of the show. The most popular are gonna be the MVPs, with a ~special~ reward . . .
Producers: That's right, you guessed it! Even if your unit eats shit and loses like sad pieces of shit, if you're the shining beacon in your unit who manages to get eeeeeeveryone to like you or whatever, you'll be able to get yourself out of this hellhole!
Producers: Doesn't matter if the rest of you fall in a pit, you'll be the lucky survivor~
Producers: So generous! So magnanimous! You would think this wasn't Hell! Could this be ............ Heaven!?
Producers: LOL

[ And, true to word, the dorms have been split—it isn't a major difference in the end, as common rooms are shared, but the rooms have shifted such that the competitors are on the left side and the non-competitors are on the right side of each dorm. Guest stars will now be able to see on their profiles whether they are Competitors (Scored) or Non-competitors (Unscored). ]

[ Please make sure to make a SFW toplevel and then respond to your toplevel with your NSFW reaction prompts! Here's an example of what that looks like! ]

Comments

[1istheloneliest]

[A small haul for Hardy this time! He smiles at the fanart of him and Levity thank goodness it's cute and pure. The cat picture doesn't bother him either but he is confused by it. As for the themes...]

Family, huh. I guess we're all here for it so it's good timing.

NSFW

[1istheloneliest]

[He also gets an unexpectedly spicy doujin which has him blushing predictably as he quickly thumbs through to see if it needs burning.]

[weenwoon]

[He got the fanart too!!]

You know, I'm thinking we could monopolize the Baritones beach for a date like this.

[ouji4board]

That is so cute, omigod.

[iamverybadass]

"All"? Just how much more of your family has arrived?

[ouji4board]

[ he got a cat! ]

I am pretty!

[weenwoon]

You are pretty!

[deicider]

[Cardinal makes a face at the theme announcement, and quickly goes to find their fanmail to distract themself.

They chuckle as they read their sole fanmail: god why are you so hot
it is becoming a real problem]

It wasn't a problem for any of my dates.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Oh no it's cute]

Hey, this is real cute, artist dude.

No promises on the nap thing, though.

NSFW

[crossmyheartandhope]

[And then everything else was porn,]

...man.

Kinda a theme this time, huh?

[stirtheblood]

[Evaluating his cat picture critically]

Eh, last time's was better. I'd never beg for forgiveness.


Also, what's a "vape"?

[letgrow]

It is very cute. I do not know what a vape is though.

[nohalation]

[Angel is looking at her fanmail, just a little quietly before eventually putting them away.]

[scarvedforlife]

[ CALLING OUT FROM OVER BY HIS BOX. ]

AAaaaAAaaaangel~!

[overworker]

[Serenity only has a few pieces this time, yet—

She looks overwhelmed, clutching the letter to her chest tightly; eyes shut tight and still flowing with happy tears.]

Thank you... I promise I will...

[gravitydefier]

[once again perching on the boxes of fanmail: was trying to climb it to escape. even despite pushing one box down like a cat, it doesn't seem to be working.

finds the two pieces of fanmail he got and just kind of looks at them. one makes sense to him, but the other...]

...Tch. Incomprehensible.

[leaveofabsence]

[ He's shadowing Venti (obviously so) but otherwise around ]

I believe the boxes are too numerous to be handled in such a fashion.

[inspiteful]

[ Lark has only gotten two pieces of fanmail this time! This one with a cat mostly just makes him confused, but the other one...

He takes a look at the cover and then just tries to yeet it into his sleeve. He doesn't even read it because boy does he not want to do that in public.]

[riffwrath]

[Suspicious.

There's a subtle flash of movement and-- the doujin is gone.

It will take a moment to see where the culprit has gone, because she's climbed the mountains of boxes to settle in and take a look. If someone is sending him something upsetting she's going to have some public words about it.

But instead, it's a book with a lot of reading involved...

......................... it's gonna take a long few moments.]

[outofoffice]

[ Someone is flitting about stealing armfuls of peoples' fanmail?? He might bump into you in the process.

Don't worry about it! ]

Excuse me, pardon me--




[ LATER, AT SIV, he flings open the door and announces: ]

Special delivery~~~!

AT SIV

[bondsofsuffering]

Hm?

at sIV

[forgottenmercy]

[probably emerging from his wisteria maze] Ah...?

[adorabilities]

[SHE JUST HAS THE ONE AND? it's ok. but--]

What are you doing?

[sancrimony]

[ he has also spent some time at home due to [possibly the evil doppleganger of my wife might be stalking me and i can't risk that chance] because this is just #sensitIVlife ]

—oh, my. A delivery?

[rollplayinghouse]

[Glory only has two pieces of mail this time, but when she sees them she turns very red and glances around to see if anyone was looking. Which is weird, maybe? It's been ages since she did that even for really explicit pornography.]