♭ graduation ♫

[idolpro]

Who: King Intensity Eater
Where: An Graduation
When: Day 335

If you are on Heart Soldier Senshi, future is now, ☆ZRAEL, or are are a friend of the departed you will be receiving a card at your doorstep. You could just walk to the amusement park to see what the fuck that's about like a loser scrub, or you could apply the card to your phone (in the face-up position), instantly teleporting you to Tokyo Dismaysea where you are immediately treated to three gigantic looming monstrosities in the background.

Man(star)Eater, Intensity, and King are all here, amongst the bustling rides and the tables full of fancy tiny sandwiches and wine and overly ornate cakes and what kind of fucking rich kid dinner party is this? Like, all the actual food is just a single tablespoon of Rare, Hideously Expensive food with Rare, Hideously Expensive Sauce, topped with gold leaf in the center of a plate? Somehow the place is fully staffed too, with maintenance fairy holograms or something but they're all dressed as sharks and dragons. It's kind of cute, actually? If you wanted shitty fair food good luck, because all these fairies will give you today is more rich kid Kaibacorp Brand Caviar(tm).

A banner hanging across the ferris wheel, visible from half the city away reads:

CONGRATULATIONS

MAN☆EATER, INTENSITY, AND KING!

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Offers him a piece of extremely small and pretentious food]

[liarliarliar]

...is this caviar on here?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Is that a problem?

[liarliarliar]

[EATS IT]

I'm the rich boy now!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You were always the rich boy.

Now. Hold out your hands. And close your eyes.

[liarliarliar]

[closes eyes, holds out hands]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Something cat-size and metallic (and therefore cold) crawls up his arms and drapes around his shoulders]

[liarliarliar]

[crawls...??

opens eyes]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He's looking nose to nose at a cat-sized robotic Blue Eyes.

It makes a rumbling purr noise. Not unlike an N64 controller]

[liarliarliar]

Oh goodness....she's beautiful....

[nuzzling against her, laughing]

Thank you, boss.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

She'll also come when you call.

She just can't sit on anyone who's bothering you.

[liarliarliar]

Well, I can always grow her up a little if need be.

My own baby Blue.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't let C feed her anything too weird.

I doubt anyone on FiN could repair her.

[liarliarliar]

I'll take good care of her. And she can take care of me for you while you're away. Perfect fit.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's unfortunate but necessary that I can't do that in person.

[liarliarliar]

I'll survive with the memory of...one of my best~~ friends~~

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm only letting you get away with saying that today.

[As if he always didn't let B get away with it.]

[liarliarliar]

We're long pass me playing along to satisfy you when it comes to stuff like this.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not even going to humor your boss on his last day?

[He laughs]

Good.

[liarliarliar]

I want you a little fussed so you come back to visit soon to get back at me!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh you wound me. Surely there are other reasons I would come to pay a visit.

[liarliarliar]

Because you love~ me?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Choose a word that's a little more platonic.

Tsk tsk. And we were just getting somewhere.

[liarliarliar]

Where were we going?