♭ graduation ♫

[idolpro]

Who: King Intensity Eater
Where: An Graduation
When: Day 335

If you are on Heart Soldier Senshi, future is now, ☆ZRAEL, or are are a friend of the departed you will be receiving a card at your doorstep. You could just walk to the amusement park to see what the fuck that's about like a loser scrub, or you could apply the card to your phone (in the face-up position), instantly teleporting you to Tokyo Dismaysea where you are immediately treated to three gigantic looming monstrosities in the background.

Man(star)Eater, Intensity, and King are all here, amongst the bustling rides and the tables full of fancy tiny sandwiches and wine and overly ornate cakes and what kind of fucking rich kid dinner party is this? Like, all the actual food is just a single tablespoon of Rare, Hideously Expensive food with Rare, Hideously Expensive Sauce, topped with gold leaf in the center of a plate? Somehow the place is fully staffed too, with maintenance fairy holograms or something but they're all dressed as sharks and dragons. It's kind of cute, actually? If you wanted shitty fair food good luck, because all these fairies will give you today is more rich kid Kaibacorp Brand Caviar(tm).

A banner hanging across the ferris wheel, visible from half the city away reads:

CONGRATULATIONS

MAN☆EATER, INTENSITY, AND KING!

Comments

[liarliarliar]

[...guess i'll drink wine this is fine]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Offers him a piece of extremely small and pretentious food]

[liarliarliar]

...is this caviar on here?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Is that a problem?

[liarliarliar]

[EATS IT]

I'm the rich boy now!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You were always the rich boy.

Now. Hold out your hands. And close your eyes.

[liarliarliar]

[closes eyes, holds out hands]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Something cat-size and metallic (and therefore cold) crawls up his arms and drapes around his shoulders]

[liarliarliar]

[crawls...??

opens eyes]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He's looking nose to nose at a cat-sized robotic Blue Eyes.

It makes a rumbling purr noise. Not unlike an N64 controller]

[liarliarliar]

Oh goodness....she's beautiful....

[nuzzling against her, laughing]

Thank you, boss.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

She'll also come when you call.

She just can't sit on anyone who's bothering you.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Also drinking,]

Hey, dude.

[liarliarliar]

Sure is a day.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sure is.

...how you doing?

[liarliarliar]

Seething in jealousy! I wanna go too!!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh yeah?

[liarliarliar]

I wanna graduate and go home. I was absolutely suppose to get to leave first.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sorry, dude. Gonna have to wait a little longer, I guess.

[liarliarliar]

Maybe in a few months...

[crossmyheartandhope]

Fingers crossed. You been here forever, right? It can't be much longer now.

[liarliarliar]

We both have been...

[crossmyheartandhope]

Yeah... I mean, pretty much.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Raising his own glass ]

You did well looking after him all this time.

[liarliarliar]

Ah...thank you.

I can leave the rest to you now, right?