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송하나 | ᴅ.ᴠᴀ ([personal profile] 420blazeit) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-12-02 09:46 pm

🎇🔫🏍 🎆🔫🏍🎇 🔫🏍

Who: D.Va, Hurricane, Izanagi, Intensity, Serenity, Lily, & YOU
Where: Tokyo Oval Keiokaku aka the Cooliseum
When: Day 310

[ This Live gets started with a bang -- quite literally -- as the sky explodes in a stream of colors starting with LiLiS green and finishing with BARiTONES red and with all of the unit colors in between of course. All in an immensely tall starburst pattern. ]

Now that we've got your attention!!! Annyeong~ idols of Tokyo-F, this is Imperator Furiosa, aka the senshi formerly known as Meka, coming at'cha live from the Cooliseum with a super special awesome event that I think you're going to abso-fucken-lutely love. It's called Splatfest and the rules are simple and as follows: pick a team, pick a partner, grab a bike, and grab a gun*. [ she clears her throat. ] A paintball gun, that is ♥. [ chuckles. ] And then all you do from there is try to shoot members of the opposing team to get them out. Fun? Fun!

[ she immediately starts pacing a bit. ] And, sure, you could totes continue watching from the comfort of your couch or, IDK, wherever the heck you are, but this [ d.va stops all of a sudden, stomps her foot, and then makes a motion all around her. ] is where the action is and I want you [ dramatic gyakuten saiban style point. ] to be a part of it─! so c'mon down with a bike and join us for a hella good time.


[ Hurricane hooks a thumb out toward the bleachers, where a snack table has been set up.] And hey, even if motorcycles ain't your thing, we got loads of snacks and a whole bunch of bleachers, so come on out and popcorn.gif in person.

[ Izanagi waves from the side, holding up a first aid kit. ]

I’ll be on the scene, so don’t worry about any scrapes or bruises ♪ Let’s all do some self care by cutting loose and having some fun!


[Lily is here, dressed much differently today, her voice a noble drawl] Today promises to be a most marvelous performance and I, Excella Ignition, intend to deliver. So, without further ado…--.

[ There is another thundering boom - this one accompanied by an explosion of pink and turquoise paint. The source is (was) a beat up car that’s now thoroughly and completely destroyed, courtesy of Serenity who shouts-- ]

Let the games begin~


( This is a Heart Soldier Senshi, sensitIV, Bad End=Dead End, Future is Now, and BARiTONES Live. 1050 for hosts, 900 for members of the live units, and 750 for all of the other units… I think. )

( ANYWAY to join a team go to #dicebot and .flip - heads for Pink Axolotls and tails for Turquoise Narwhals! If you’d like to play along to the rule of fun, then have at it, buuuut if you’re interested in leaving it all to chance, then .roll 1d6 for a hit/miss… with 1-3 being a miss & 4-6 being a hit. If your character is suppa good or terra bad, then you can also add a modifier of +/- 1, 2. )
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-03 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ INCOMING CHALLENGE. ]

TEAM DOUBLE DRAGON IS HERE TO FACE YOU IN COMBAT. [ cypher and leviathan come screeching in your direction in this beast of a vehicle. ] We have organized our own team and will destroy you with our fierceness! Get him, Leviathan!
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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-03 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now that he is not driving Blue Eyes and has his hands on some 'weapons'...! ]

IT IS TIME FOR DRAGONS!

[ PEW PEW. PEW PEW PEW. He rolled a 3 though so it's a miss. ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([--] Cuz you're not me)

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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Watches the paintball splat harmlessly off to his left.

He doesn't even flinch.
]

Dragons...

Seriously?
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([--] Engage!)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-03 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ he slams his claw down onto the pedal and jerks the wheel toward intensity's bike. the best thing about this vehicle is he can play bumper 'cars' with it, because it's not nearly as fragile as some of the others. ]

Yes. Seriously!
backstory: Do not take (Let's get it started)

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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-03 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
I have said it before, after all. I am the White Dragon.

[ PEW PEW PEW. 5, 2, 3 ]
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks so fucking offended that he's going to take that hit straight on.

(Though maybe a little flinching this time because owwwww! fucking paintballs at closer range).
]

No.

You're not.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([e] 064)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
She is.
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[And guess who is dropping from the sky as Intensity oh so casually mounts a paintball gun over one of her wings.]

Game start.

Team Double Dragon.
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ snorts. ] I had been waiting for a real challenge. [ he looks over at levi. ] It looks like we found one. Let's show him and his friend who the real dragons are.

[ he brings his tone to a bit of a whisper, ] If you fire the perfect shot let me know and I'll use Da Capo on you, so you can repeat the motion over and over and over. Might as well make use of our abilities, no~?
backstory: (And thy name is death)

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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-03 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ BRIMMING WITH FIGHT EXCITEMENT. ]

Then show me what you are made of. You, of future is now, who would challenge the true White Dragon.

[ . . . ] AND CYPHER.

[ Da Capo, is it? ] That is fine with me. Please watch with amazement.

[ He doesn't know that he's an expert shot, but he does aim and gets a 5, and then makes to shoot the 5 two more times.

PEW PEW PEW ]
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[On one hand, he's going to be scrubbing paint off of Blue Eyes for DAYS!]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([BEWD] Mean girls)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[On the other. . .

(As he hops on Blue Eyes back after both being covered in paint.)

They take to the air and fire one massive overloaded paintball back onto Team Double Dragon.

Look out, below!
]
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-03 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ WHELP. ]

[ if he had rolled a 6 i might have been, like, success! but... he hilariously rolled a fucken 1. ]

[ INCOMING GIANT PAINT BOMB. ]
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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-03 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ The White Dragon is now a.......

What...whatever color is all of this paint.

He's dripping in paint. ]
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-03 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Don't tell me you're giving up already.
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-03 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he’s covered in blue paint, but it’s fine. ]

LEVIATHAN, LET US OPEN FIRE. [ he rips a part of the seat off and shoved it onto the pedal to force the car to perpetually accelerate and then decides to steer with his tail. he, then, pulls out two guns of his own so both him AND Levi can fire at intensity. ]

We’re only just getting started. A dragon’s flame can never be put out, and we will fight until the very end, Intensity!

[ he fires wildly and rapidly at intensity and blue-eye; 4, 2, 2, 4 - two of the four shots going wide, but this is the first time he’s shot a gun, so it’s whatever!!! ]
backstory: Do not take (Let's get it started)

[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-04 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dripping in paint, but- ]

AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I AM MERELY GETTING STARTED!

[ THEY ARE THE SAFEST DRIVERS.

Pulling both his paintball guns up and shooting in rapid succession. 3, 5, 2, 3]

Cypher. How high do you think you could throw me?
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Thud thud goes the paint as it splats against Blue Eyes metal hide.

But when Intensity hears Levi's remark, he whistles and Blue Eyes beats her wings so they can get a couple more feet off the ground. How high indeed. Just try to catch them.

Gloating, he takes aim back at the two, but due to their new altitude some of his shots go completely wide (6 4 1 1). Oh well. It's enough to land one shot a piece at least.
]

Then let's see what you can do, Team Double Dorks.
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-06 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I am going to hurl you straight into our adversary for some close quarter desstruction, Leviathan! He might have his own dragon friend to evade our attacks at the moment, but once you reach the sky he'll have NOWHERE ELSE TO HIDE!

[ he immediately starts laughing as he jerks the wheel to the side to head toward the snack table that hurricane set up ( he's sorry ) and he turns his guns on it and starts firing all the remaining paint he's got in rapid succession to knock them over, so he can use it as a ramp. once they've fallen he throws the guns down and grabs leviathan. ]

[ IT'S TIME TO YEET A BITCH. ]

SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY, LEVI. [ as soon as they ramp off the table he's going to throw him toward intensity and blue-eyes with all his might!!! 4... ]
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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-06 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SPLAT. He's hit. But that's fine. He's got both guns slung over his back for his trip, feet planted squarely for the inevitable throw, and a thrilled smile in place, eyes on the vehicle above.

There's.... no hesitation??? Getting yeeted through the air is the natural next step. ]

Ready or not.

[ AND HE'S OFF....!!! Rapidly flying toward Blue-eyes!!

But he rolls a 2 despite Cypher's excellent throw. So he manages to make it up...!

. . . But then he can't properly manage his momentum after reaching it and he overshoots Blue-eyes, taking a couple of steps before going right over the edge. He just barely manages to cling to her side, scrambling to try and pull himself back up, but apparently... cannot pull himself back up.

It... It's probably slippery from all the paint. SHH. SHHHHHHH!!!

Either way, he's dangling off her side currently. ]
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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-07 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[I----





He doesn't even know what to say to this whole spectacle.
]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Honey I'm home)

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[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2020-12-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Except to also rise to his feet, arms crossed as he leans over and peers down at Leviathan.

Offering to help yet? No. Not in the slightest.
]

Well that didn't turn out very well for you, did it?
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[personal profile] 586 2020-12-07 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ and since leviathan has managed to distract intensity with his half baked acrobatics cypher has plenty of time to try to figure a way to yeet himself into the air to try to join them both. this is... going to take some creativity. ]

[ ok, so eventually he finds an assortment of leftover fireworks and this should... probably! he jumps into the middle of it and common laws: NO DYING, so he can light them up and blast his mcfucken ass straight at intensity, blue-eyes, and leviathan. ]

[ INCOMING! ]

I HOPE I'M NOT LATE TO THE PARTY! [ he also does a poor job of aiming and landing so he slams into the dragon and then digs his claws in to try and scramble onto her. ]
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[personal profile] backstory 2020-12-07 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be honest, he didn't really think it through very well.

Or let's be honest he didn't think at all.

He grunts, attempting to pull himself up. ]

Just wait until I get atop this thing--

[ But no he still just gets a 2. So he's just. Hanging out off the edge of Blue-eyes trying to get some arm strength I guess and a better grip. He's usually strong he swears. ]

I... I am just having an off- KYAA--!

[ There's a sudden jerk to the dragon as suddenly Cypher is launched onto the creature too?? Which kind of just knocks Levi's grip off. Goodbye.

But no, actually he manages to just barely catch hold of Cypher's tail.

They're doing real great. ]
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