Broacasted memories catchall post

[afailedmurder]

Who: Whoever is brave/crazy/cheap enough to go for the memory broadcast option
Where: A screen near you
When: Day 2, post-game-ish

Comments

[zugzwange]

Sheep are definitely cuter than octopuses.

[leaveshishaton]

I'm not trying to be cute.

[zugzwange]

I bet sheep have better hearing than people.

[leaveshishaton]

I don't want super hearing if I have to have fucking sheep ears.

[zugzwange]

Would you find it embarrassing?

[leaveshishaton]

Why are you so excited about it?

[zugzwange]

I want to see it, Aries the sheep.

[leaveshishaton]

I'll get horns and headbutt you through a wall.

[zugzwange]

Geh. How did you get there?!

[leaveshishaton]

Obviously if I'm going to get some animal part, I want it to be useful.

[zugzwange]

That's not useful at all.

[leaveshishaton]

It's not great, I'd rather just have a gun, if they aren't going to let me use my gravity.

[zugzwange]

Goat feet.

[leaveshishaton]

That's a different animal!

[zugzwange]

Sheep feet are close enough.

[leaveshishaton]

Are sheep feet 'cute'?

[zugzwange]

. . . no?

[leaveshishaton]

[hmmm suspicious look]

That doesn't sound very good either.

What can octopi do?

[zugzwange]

Become food.

[leaveshishaton]

Hah? ......is that some weird kink of yours....?

[zugzwange]

[ what ]

[leaveshishaton]

....? People eat sheep, too.

[zugzwange]

How could I have forgotten about lamb!

[leaveshishaton]

So you want a power that makes you edible...?

[zugzwange]

No way, how did you arrive there?