Broacasted memories catchall post

[afailedmurder]

Who: Whoever is brave/crazy/cheap enough to go for the memory broadcast option
Where: A screen near you
When: Day 2, post-game-ish

Comments

[leaveshishaton]

So you want a power that makes you edible...?

[zugzwange]

No way, how did you arrive there?

[leaveshishaton]

I was asking what kind of powers you could get!

[zugzwange]

You asked what octopi can do! Not what power I'd get.

[leaveshishaton]

That's the topic we were on!

[zugzwange]

You could have switched topics.

[leaveshishaton]

...what kind of powers can you get?

[zugzwange]

Who knows. Octopi are pretty useless.

[leaveshishaton]

Talking like that is useless. What do you know about them?

[zugzwange]

What makes you think I know anything about them?

[leaveshishaton]

How else would you know they're useless?

[zugzwange]

They aren't even cute.

[leaveshishaton]

You want to be cute?

[zugzwange]

I'm saying they don't even meet the barest requirement for animals that have a use.

[leaveshishaton]

You're really negative, aren't you?

Tell me whatever you remember about them.

[zugzwange]

They have tentacles, a strong grip, can swim, have ink and venom, can fit into any space larger than their beak, can regrow limbs and camouflage.

[leaveshishaton]

That's all pretty useful...

They have beaks?

[zugzwange]

Made out of fingernails.

[leaveshishaton]

Seriously...?

Anyway, venom's useful.

[zugzwange]

Of course you'd say that.

[leaveshishaton]

You don't think so?

Camouflage is good too.

[zugzwange]

[ just

looks

at

him ]

[leaveshishaton]

...what?

You're the type that would take good advantage of that, right?

[zugzwange]

As weird as it sounds, I'm not interested in becoming part animal.

[leaveshishaton]

...Then stop telling me to get sheep ears!